television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, i m not tuesday, i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday, i m your host, angela lanesbury. tonight s topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. ooh, i know. how the hell did we get here where a person things it is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said please, a little decorum. not matching appropriate activity to appropriate venue. i would ask who is in charge over there, biden doesn t know. montoya baring your chest, i that you had that was nadler leaving the sauna steam room. we re going to hell for that know wo. greg: this is fitting story, last week i got into a tiff with a friend over trans
Brian that is a river, a lot of times we use rivers for trade purposes. We put together different barges and load with wood and logs and bring to other states. Steve when was last time we did that . Brian we should, go back to do that again. Keep people off the road. Ainsley river leads to what . Larger body of water. Brian i do not know where that was going . Is that something they did in south carolina. Ainsley something my teacher said at one time or another. Steve river runs through it. Ainsley i love that movie. Steve today is National Pancake day. Lawrence those look good. Steve bubbys. They have a great cookbook, bubbys homemade pies. Lawrence it is nice and fluffy, they put sour cream. Ainsley sour cream. Steve that sounds fantastic. Brian river runs through it, brad pittt and Robert Redford. Still goodlooking at that point and Brad Pittvery attractive man. Ainsley Robert Redford was in that . Brian seems like it would be a boring movie, everyone saw it, but me. Steve i have an
Shows second anniversary special, featuring stephens favorite moments from the last two years, talking about donald trump and dave chappelle, tom hanks and making out with helen mirren. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi, im Stephen Colbert. Tonight im celebrating my second anniversary here at the late show. Folks, its been such an honor and a joy to spend these last two years interviewing amazing guests, hearing fantastic music and finding comedic justifications to eat cake frosting straight from the container. Mmm, mmmmm i will think of one eventually. Again, im still in los angeles right now, so i taped all of this a week ago in new york. Want some proof . This is last fridays newspaper. How could i possibly have a newspaper from the past if i wasnt there right now . And tonight, im taking a look back at some of my favorite moments from my first two years here at the shoavment i cant wait to see how much
Shows second anniversary special, featuring stephens favorite moments from the last two years, talking about donald trump and dave chappelle, tom hanks and making out with helen mirren. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi, im Stephen Colbert. Tonight im celebrating my second anniversary here at the late show. Folks, its been such an honor and a joy to spend these last two years interviewing amazing guests, hearing fantastic music and finding comedic justifications to eat cake frosting straight from the container. Mmm, mmmmm i will think of one eventually. Again, im still in los angeles right now, so i taped all of this a week ago in new york. Want some proof . This is last fridays newspaper. How could i possibly have a newspaper from the past if i wasnt there right now . And tonight, im taking a look back at some of my favorite moments from my first two years here at the shoavment i cant wait to see how much
Magic mike. I wish trump were my father. Froze my eggs in hope he would one day father my children. Smart jill. Just like smart to fire comey and let comey find out by watching tv. Im learning the following people have been fired. Congratulations sean spicer, ruth bader ginsburg. John mccain. Nikki haley. Chuck schumer. The white house guard dog that ate his big mack and jill news lady, me news good are you trumps wife . If youre a woman under 35, the answer might surprise you. Welcome to the late show with Stephen Colbert welcome Danny Mcbride, Jane Krakowski and musical guest metallica, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen thank you. Thank you so much please have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Well, ladies and gentlemen, ive got good news and bad news. The bad news the Washington Post reports that trump revealed