Anything. Lewis says its ridiculous he would use deer extract, then he darted across a busy road and hopped into the field. I really think im the greatest receiver to ever play this game. I impacted the game by winning super bowls. Randy moss told his teammates they are in new orleans on a business trip and went back to his job catching a ball for money. Welcome to cbs this morning. Breaking news a large and dangerous storm is moving from the south. It hit eastern missouri arkansas and tennessee. Homes were damaged trees and power lines knocked down thousands lost power. The front stretches from texas to the northeast. One man has been killed in nashville and the storm also left its mark across indiana. Reporter Jessica Hayes of wishtv is in indianapolis. Reporter were on the north side of indianapolis. This area is usually busy with computers and shoppers but Straight Line winds brought down a couple different power lines, one the worst damage you can see right here snapped off at the
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[cheers and applause] stephen thats it for the next two weeks. Good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon bam welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I am particularly excited about this, the head coach of the new york football giants, tom coughlin is joining us later. Were very excited about that. [cheers and applause] he is a good and decent man who should in no way lower himself to appear on a program like this but were excited he has. First of all, you know yesterday senator rand paul embarked on a filibuster to draw attention to the issue of executive branchs seemingly unchecked power to use drones on american soil. The libertarian senator spoke for 12 hours for theified only by the occasional nougat filled government handout. [
All right. It felt good. I cant remember the last time i was in water like that. You have to always hold out hope and especially in a place like this. Giving up giving up is the worst thing you would want to do. There are different ways of dying. You dont have to die physically, but to lose hope, you can walk around from one place to another, but theres no life in you. I feel fresh. I feel like i just made a change. A left turn on the drones. Lets play hardball. Good evening. Let me start with this. Like a lot you of you watching, i got interested in politics back when i was in school. It was the basic things, the role of the individual in this cup and how we get treated by our government and what role the United States of america should play in the world. If i ever forget vietnam, please remind me and do it loud. So when john mccain blasted rand paul the other day for, quote, stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids in their College Dorms, i thought back to when i myself wa
Doesnt bother me. I dont think it necessarily makes me gay, that i would have sex with Justin Timberlake one time. [audience laughing] that doesnt make me gay. When he sings cry me a river i feel like hes singing it to me. I would have sex with Justin Timberlake and tom brady. It doesnt make me gay george clooney. Justin timberlake, tom brady, george clooney. Doesnt make me gay that i may have made a list of men i wanna have sex with i dont care. [audience laughing] david beckham, uh, joe biden. I wanna [deleted] the Vice President of the United States of america. [audience laughing] the shamwow guy. I wanna have hardcore sex with the shamwow guy. Clean ups easy think about that its right there. Uh, my third grade teacher mr. Yeager, uh, that guy. [audience laughing] uh. Detroit redwings, uh, alf. [audience laughing] rosie odonnell, ive always wanted to bang him. [audience laughing] Roger Federer and lastly comedian, michael kosta. Thank you, very, very much you guys have been awesome