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What kind of animal came up with a certain length of nails which means they had over shot it at one point. [laughing] the tv show sledge hammer example not since i watched the show sledge hammer have i seen a negotiation go so badly. Can you imagine being a sledge hammer fan and that came on. Mom, come in the sledge hammer joke it was on for one and a half season in like 88. A womans vagina a vent. We always got to keep s p on their toes. We have to come up with things to call the vagina. So tha...

[cheers and applause] stephen thats it for the next two weeks. Good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon bam welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I am particularly excited about this, the head coach of the new york football giants, tom cou...

Doesnt bother me. I dont think it necessarily makes me gay, that i would have sex with Justin Timberlake one time. [audience laughing] that doesnt make me gay. When he sings cry me a river i feel like hes singing it to me. I would have sex with Justin Timberlake and tom brady. It doesnt make me gay george clooney. Justin timberlake, tom brady, george clooney. Doesnt make me gay that i may have made a list of men i wanna have sex with i dont care. [audience laughing] david beckham, uh, joe biden....

Would drawing penises going into someones hand be a segue to, you know, murder . Of course not. I dont think so. Never . Im not gonna say never. So mayyes. So then yes. If he choked on it, maybe. Kyle. Show respect and apologize. Its a good way to go. All right, well, i did enjoy drawing penises next to your face, but i really do apologize. No, i dont accept that. I dont accept an apology that starts like that. [clears throat] i apologize for drawing a penis next to your face. Okay. All right. Y...

Super Bowl is the last bastion of old school media extravagance. From PR Week

 

>> stephen: thats it for the next two weeks. good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: bam! welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. weve got a good one for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. i am particularly excited about this, the head coach of the new york football giants, to...