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>> at about 6:30 this last night, an alert t-shirt vendor who is a vietnam veteran noticed an unoccupied suspicious vehicle. he alerted police officer wane rhatigan who was with the nypd mounted unit. >> im sorry, mr. mayor, mr. mayor. jon stewart, daily show. what type of vendor and what war did he serve in and what was the name of the horse. and do you have any information that matters! >> im not trying to tell the mayor how to do his job but the best look for the bomb scare press conference p...

Being mayor of gotham. next, dont taze me, bro. last night at the phillies-cardinals game, a 17-year-old phillies fanatic ran out onto the field and ran around before being brought down in front of 40,000 fans by a taser gun. authorities are now investigating whether use of the stun gun went too far. editorial point here, i know philly fans are tough, but couldnt they have just tackled the guy. finally, cleaning house. the republican party of florida has posted an oil painting of governor char...

These bailouts, unlike the auto industry. they can pay them back because of revenue. the chunt cannot. >> do this for me quickly. the story we saw about tewksbury, massachusetts, how they laid off all the teachers, lay them off on a part-time status. you have to be creative? you have to do something like that? even though the teacher took it hard? >> capricious in some areas. they had no other options. i go back to the union. give them another option. >> steve, my friend, always good to see you ...

You cant do anything in this country without a permit. thats not freedom. >> so im a socialist, too? >> of course. >> how did i get this label? where did this come from? >> look at what you believe in. i watch your show. i know what you think. >> do i believe the federal government should control our economy? >> of course. youre supporting all this stuff. >> the president of the united states named george w. bush supported the bailing out of the auto industry. supported bailing out of our financ...

>> you know, tom, i fooled myself. well, christine, he did come to my house. that first tee, i didnt know what to expect. i really didnt, steve. a long-winded one, bro. you know, rosie, that first tee im looking forward to it. nothings changed, sulti. im going to go out there and win this thing. >> working the room effectively. calling them all by name. >> did he do cue cards just to be sure before? >> he came off pretty well. he knows all those guys. one more thing, we tried to stay away from...

Did you a long winded one there, bro. the first part is do i understand why they dropped me? of course. you know, i made a lot of mistakes in my life. and i totally understand why they would do that. and going forward, you know, hopefully i can prove to the other companies going forward that i am a worthy investment. that i can help their company. help their company go and represent them well. i felt i was representing companies well in the past but i wasnt doing it the right way because of what...

Pat on the back. >> i dont know about the-- >> is there a chest bump. >> the brush. >> he adds the sports guy pat on the back. >> the bro hug. can you guys demonstrate. >> why dont we show chandler and joey doing this. the brug. >> and thats just the standard. a standard hug. >> thats not a good bro hug. >> thats touch. >> these guys-- >> here is the problem with that thats too much. guys, a little less than that. >> just a little. >> always with a pat on the back. >> its in and out. thats too m...

>> daven i were arguing earlier in the hall and about the mcdonald story, we got a great discussion. weve got to make up. a new website defined by name, bro greetings. bro hugs. whatever it happens to be. website. >> dopalo.com. its like a dope hello. dopello. >> and when women meet, they hug each other and men its all the different layers to how men actually meet each other. >> the first one. >> first one up is the lean thrust, this is my favorite we all do this one. a look at the lean thrust a...

I see myself as conservative activist concerned with the generation of obama zombies who are marching to the beat of emotion and think oh barack is so cool. im going to vote for him. he hooked me up with dave matthew tickets, sweet, bro. they dont realize they are voting against their own future. thats why i confront these dudes. >> bill: take advice from somebody who has been in it 35 years. give a little you will get further if you just pull back a little. you got on this program. you got to g...

I see myself as conservative activist concerned with the generation of obama zombies who are marching to the beat of emotion and think oh barack is so cool. im going to vote for him. he hooked me up with dave matthew tickets, sweet, bro. they dont realize they are voting against their own future. thats why i confront these dudes. >> bill: take advice from somebody who has been in it 35 years. give a little you will get further if you just pull back a little. you got on this program. you got to g...