Have you recently gotten into a little hot water and need somebody else to blame . Then call me at bobs blame bus. Heres how it works. You throw your wife under a bus and ill run her over. Its that simple. And it doesnt matter what the indiscretion is. Gold bars from egypt . It was the wife. Supporting an insurrection . The wife. The results are the same. Toss, toss, honk, honk, thump, thump. Call now and ill be there in a halfhour guaranteed. And if im late, its my wifes fault. If bad decisions are causing you strife call bobs blame bus and throw under your wife announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. In Justice Alito plus, stephen welcomes Sarah Paulson and paul scheer and a performance from merrily we roll along. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen oh oh. [cheers and applause] thank you, everybody. Youre very kind. Welcome one and all to t
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Id him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, its still steaming. You can warm your hands over this pile.
Human. Live from the Theater Theater in new yoredsullivan theater in nek city, its Stephen Colbert Stephen Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. Wow. Im so glad you could be here on this historic evening. Donald trump held his first solo press conference as president. He was out there all by himself. He didnt even bring his meds. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes. Beefy. So beefy, you could eat it with a fork but you will want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened. We were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. This is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. There is a real cheers and applause this press conference, its still steaming. You can warm your hands over this pile. laughter its kind of hard to characterize the press conference. Words fail me. How about cnn . It was unhinged. Stephen okay, jake. Nice try, but thats the lying fake media. What did his friends at fox news say . All ri