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Just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump told reporters over the we...

That it is doing something, so i applaud every one of you for doing that i know how hard it can be. Im very lucky to have this house and this family, but its tough so i applaud you guys. Thank you for staying home lets flatten that curve we have a great show tonight Kerry Washington is on the show shes a good friend of our show and she has a new show called Little Fires Everywhere that her and Reese Witherspoon are starring in on hulu. And get those two together, im there. Ill watch that show an...

There are now a contest to close leads read says paul scheer recently released the companys version of the cayenne this is 85 so whats different a lot of windshield is a little flatter but the big changes start at the front pillars and the rear has changed a lot since well theyre the coup plan has little in common with the standard. 20 millimeters lower in a one thing as well as 18 millimeters why debit and credit taking longer. 3 engines on offer for it all real beasts he says but well get back...

Have you recently gotten into a little hot water and need somebody else to blame . Then call me at bobs blame bus. Heres how it works. You throw your wife under a bus and ill run her over. Its that simple. And it doesnt matter what the indiscretion is. Gold bars from egypt . It was the wife. Supporting an insurrection . The wife. The results are the same. Toss, toss, honk, honk, thump, thump. Call now and ill be there in a halfhour guaranteed. And if im late, its my wifes fault. If bad decisions...

hes never in it [ laughter ] according to the latest numbers, former new york mayor mike bloomberg has already spent a quarter billion dollars on tv campaign ads though most of that was to have himself inserted as the third sonic guy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] mike bloombergs massive tv ad campaign has reportedly driven up the cost of commericals for other candidates, which means that this is the only ad andrew yang can afford to run. when you switch you get 4 free phones >> technol --...

Dormant shoka leipsic a big favorite seems weve got all the best goals weve got all the action the double is the home of judgment but paul scheer the theory of every match that. The bond is like i really cant hear he told you. This week and world story. To me change without growth. Swine fever in telling. Us we begin in the United States where President Donald Trump has declared war on the media at least those outfits that he claims with quotes what he calls fake means what effect if any is it h...

Amazon responds by saying thank god the drones wont have feelings. laughter this is the nightly show lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Thank you very of. Please, please. cheers and applause audience chanting larry thank you very much. Welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. This audience right here, man, right here. cheers and applause and everybody lost 1,000 tonight. So look how enthused they are. laughter so, man, the...

Nature. Its going to be like lord of the flies. But let me tell you something, january 2017 is coming. applause tonightly trump steals the show at the iowa state fair with his shiny new helicopter. Okay, i give up how small is this guys penis . laughter cheers its got to be cheers and applause also, g. O. P. Candidates enjoy baconwrapped corn dogs and fried twinkies at the iowa state fair. laughter note to republicans see, this is why America Needs universal healthcare. laughter cheers and appla...

Laughter note to republicans see, this is why America Needs universal healthcare. laughter cheers and applause and a scathing New York Times article claims that amazon is a terrible place to work. Amazon responds by saying thank god the drones wont have feelings. laughter this is the nightly show lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Thank you very of. Please, please. cheers and applause audience chanting larry thank you very much. Wel...

A scary moment during a Major League Game as the new york yankees pitcher is hit in the face by a line drive. That hit him. Lets see if hes okay. He walks off the field, and well tell you how hes doing today, tuesday, august 18th, 2015. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a Tuesday Morning. Certain moments in sports where you realize how vulnerable the pitcher is. Bryan mitchell, a rookie. Youre right. In the one snanlt at the follow through, that pitcher is exposed. Thats what can happe...