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[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times square did you see that an...

Always wide open. Sometimes theyre choked with ice. Mr. President , hopefully you and i are goerg toe have an opportunity to go up and see some ice. And understand what is going on inhe understand what is going on in the bearing straits, understand what is in the baring straits, and to appreciate the ft an arctic nation, we have one polar security cutter that io s in th water. You know what . She doesnt even go to the arctic. She plows out mcmurd every year, and she is so old and shes so tired, ...

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Rid of those 60s. It will be really nice. All right. Looking forward [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chris pratt, erin andrews and Charissa Thompson, musical guest, the red clay strays, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1980 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, thats what ...

Staff members brought in six gigantic bags of mcdonalds to the courthouse. Colonel jessep did you order the big mac . You dont have to answer that question. Ill answer the question. [farting] sustained. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Speaker of the oust first, stephen welcomes john oliver and musical guest boy genius. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applaus...

Nick offerman star of shelter of solitude actress Siobhan Fallon hogan music from jungle. Featuring the 8g band with Craig Reynolds [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers, and this is late night [ cheers and applause hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats great to hear in that case, lets get to the news the house of representatives voted yesterday to remove speaker Kevin Mccarthy well, kevin, dont cry because its over. Cry because it happ...

Staff members brought in six gigantic bags of mcdonalds to the courthouse. Colonel jessep did you order the big mac . You dont have to answer that question. Ill answer the question. [farting] sustained. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Speaker of the oust first, stephen welcomes john oliver and musical guest boy genius. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applaus...

Laughter donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter seriously. You have all that already . What do you need me for . I want to come in there with you. laughter stephen thank you very much. Thank you hey, everybody please, youre very kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welc...

Youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . I do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpf. Doctor, what can you tell me about the president . You already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that come...