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>> hey, you doing everybody? aha. its friday so you know what that means? lets welcome tonights guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of americas newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because hell probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] >> alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories lets...

♪ [applause] >> greg: all right. [cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. heres another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if youve never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he ...

hey yeah. as evan waits for his next day in court, his parents say they understand the conviction rate in russia as just about 100% so they dont have a lot of hope right now that he will be freed anytime soon, but they were given some relief when they got to physically see and speak with evan at his last pretrial detention hearing. its even harder now to leave him there. then it was the first time trying not to think about anything. its just very hard. that was part of a new interview...

[cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. heres another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if youve never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the wh...

$6 million if he will have to pay interest on it. how will he make that payment? its not humanly possible. >> dana: david spunt at the justice department with this. >> good morning. todays line of questioning is not a deposition, a transcribed interview, a former business associate of hunter biden will not be under oath but lying to congress is a big no no. the first two met back around 2017 according to sources. they say that the two came together through cefc, a chinese energy compan...

>> [cheering]. >> greg: yes! >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: happy tuesday, everybody! its good to be back. last night after all of the campaigning and spending, ron, nikki and desantis were on the receiving end of another trump thumping. finishing second, third and fourth just like women at a womens swim meet because the dude always wins. remember in 2015, what a photo. thats like timberlake with the rest of in sync. trump bumped each off like the last act of good fellows. there sh...

♪ disaster averted? >> after weeks of negotiations, we have come to an agreement in principle. >> the president and the speaker make a deal to raise the debt ceiling. but the hardest part may lie ahead. convincing think parties to vote for it. plus, game on. >> hes been attacking me by moving left, so this is a different guy than 2016. >> ron desantis jumps into the 2024 race and levels his toughest attacks yet on donald trump. but will it be enough? >> rob desanctimonious and hi...

a fiery field hearing taking place just a block away from progress da alvin braggs office with absolutely harrowing testimony from new york city crime victims and their families. victims like joseph borgen a jewish man who was brazenly beaten by four men in broaddaylight. his attackers were only give an six-month plea deal. >> he only punched my son once. . >> perhaps some of the most dramatic moments came when madeline whose son was brutally stabbed to death nine times for significant...

woman for president in 2024. tonight is the time period between good friday and the crucifixion of jesus. he was nailed to a cross, crucified, then sunday, rose from the dead, moved a boulder and appeared, all to remove the sins of the world. its amazing, right? unless of course you are from america. we need an angle. in america we need something to jiets up. we paint eggs. we hide them, we eat jelly beans. we have fake grass that sticks around your house for at least six months, and w...

woman for president in 2024. tonight is the time period between good friday and the crucifixion of jesus. he was nailed to a cross, crucified, then sunday, rose from the dead, moved a boulder and appeared, all to remove the sins of the world. its amazing, right? unless of course you are from america. we need an angle. in america we need something to jiets up. we paint eggs. we hide them, we eat jelly beans. we have fake grass that sticks around your house for at least six months, and w...