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Humor columnist laments the rise of incessant and increasingly hysterical television weather forecasts; "weather on the ones"

Humor columnist Celia Rivenbark writes that TV weather forecasters get a little bit too dramatic about their predictions.

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Aspirin and kiss your butt goodbye if it goes off course. mike, picking up on my joke, that is true. do we have the capability if an asteroid takes a turn and starts heading toward us to get rid of it? >> well, not if it is so close to the earth now. this is about to zoom past us in a couple of hours so if we just found out about this thing now there is really nothing we could do. too big, too close. it would take lots of time for us to turn away an asteroid of this size at this distance. if we ...

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