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Meet the mets. >> are you stupid? >> i like green eggs and ham. >> 13. >> you should be fired. >> mike lee, i am your father. >> everybodys coming down to meet the m-e-t-s, mets. >> what kind of work do you do? >> im an entertainer. >> oh, what kind of entertaining, are you uso? >> no, i actually was called by the uso, but im -- im just -- im an entertainer, i dont want to go much past that, but -- >> is this cher? >> yeah. >> okay. >> news reports say after a game-winning goal at a soccer match...

>> everybodys coming down to meet the m-e-t-s, mets. >> what kind of work do you do? >> im an entertainer. >> oh, what kind of entertaining, are you uso? >> no, i actually was called by the uso, but im -- im just -- im an entertainer, i dont want to go much past that, but -- >> is this cher? >> yeah. >> okay. >> news reports say after a game-winning goal at a soccer match in spain a player celebrated by biting his teammate who scored on the genitals. beam me up. now, ive heard of high-fives, bac...

>> you should be fired. >> mike lee, i am your father. >> everybodys coming down to meet the m-e-t-s, mets. >> what kind of work do you do? >> im an entertainer. >> oh, what kind of entertaining, are you uso? >> no, i actually was called by the uso, but im -- im just -- im an entertainer, i dont want to go much past that, but -- >> is this cher? >> yeah. >> okay. >> news reports say after a game-winning goal at a soccer match in spain a player celebrated by biting his teammate who scored on the ...