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>> you know, i always say i have two birthdays. the day i was born, april 22nd, 1961. and the day i did "the tonight show" with johnny carson. >> we originally offered byron a shot on "the tonight show" last february. and he turned it down. he said he couldnt make it that night because he had to do his homework. true story. >> im 18. and i remember thinking, what i do in the next five minutes will change my life forever. >> im back behind the curtain. my hands literally like seized up. what is t...

It doesnt dawn on me it might be dangerous. im thinking i get to sit up front. >> it exploded. it was big. i hear johnny laughing. boom. this is so great. drew a blank. forgot my next joke. i can remember the panic running up my spine. i was like, ah, man. things are crazy. crazy! and it reminded me of my next joke. >> sooner or later theyre going to make a phone into a little microchip that everyone will just have surgically implanted in their ear, and that will be the end of it. wherever you g...

Byron a shot on "the tonight show" last february. and he turned it down. he said he couldnt make it that night because he had to do his homework. true story. >> im 18 and i remember thinking, what i do in the next-five minutes will change my life forever. >> im back behind the curtain. my hands literally like seized up. what is this? i cant move my hands. they are so paralyzed with fear. >> its almost, like, skydiving. you dont want to go. but once youre out of that plane, you -- you cant not go...

>> forgot my next joke. i can remember the panic running up my spine. i was like, oh, man, things are crazy, crazy! and that reminded me of the next joke. >> sooner or later, they are going to make a phone into a little -- a little microchip that everyone will just have planted in their ear. and that will be the end of it. wherever you go, oh, i got a call, one second, ill be right with you. how are you? i got to put you on hold. its my gold medal. a high point in my career. >> im talking to joe...

This is so great. drew a blank. forgot my next joke. i can remember the panic running up my spine. its like man. things are crazy. crazy. and it reminded me of my next joke. >> sooner or later theyre going to make a phone into a little microchip that everyone will just have surgically implanted in their ear and that will be the end of it. wherever you go. oh, ive got a call. oh, hi, joe. whats up? how are you? oh, my other line. ive got to put you on hold. >> its my gold medal. high point in my ...

His choices. >> i was still doing the day job. i was delivering futons. and mccauley came into a club one night. >> italians. were italian. italians here? [ cheers ] not too many. theres more. theres a whole bunch here. theyre just -- theyre on the witness protection program. >> he told my manager, lets get him on. lets get him on. >> they said oh, johnny carson wants you to do the show. and i was like, really? theyre like, yes. i was like, okay. i call my mother and i said, guess what? she said...

Minutes to go justice was done through email big green and coach who had been sent off after an argument with the referee was happy for differing reasons. he sent me to the stands there i sat and kissed a complete stranger after the two two on the forehead the woman was quite surprised i have to admit my wife doesnt have to worry about it. to all the final score. amber get involved or drew near the mill and that is what it looked like a match to forget. youve seen the footage some better than ot...

The beans, do you think? >> maybe he did. there have been rumors swirling about kennedy stepping down as the next person who will step down from the court for a long time. >> he didnt say who though. >> no, he didnt. if you look at the ages ruth bader ginsburg is 84 years old. hes 80 years old. its always hard to say whos going to be next, but its definitely going to be one of those two i would say. >> play this out. a swing vote or a reliable liberal vote, liberal leaning judge on the court. th...