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  From David Cay Johnston: https://twitter.com/DavidCayJ/status/1732974639205232729?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet We concur.  Once again America kills its own at an alarming rate, faster than if we were in a war. Yet one political party refuses to even discuss sensible legislation because the guns that are used in the assault on Americans is a major source of their campaign money.…