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Years old which was 1970 i would probably be in jail. i think i shot six people. >> i dont know tbow act that way, but you are the same size. >> i set you up because i felt bad. >> about what? >> about your shirt. >> i dont feel bad about my shirt. im fine with it. >> thats what is so strange. >> a lot of people would feel bad in that shirt. you tend to pull it off. >> i am all right. >> it is a sense of misery. it is unaccustomed to in the modern era. >> sweet. i am not the only one who just ra...

Imaginable condescension. after all, the free market has decided that your children do not deserve food. your kids are also going to love america. our world-class education system, which has been described glowingly as mediocre, provides the ticket to prosperity for your children. these educatal tickets to prosperity are widely available. assuming, of course, you live in the right neighborhood. how will you know if you live in the right neighborhood? well, a useful rule of thumb, if your neighbo...

Than mandela. say he had said it, prove it to be not true before you scream about it. we live in the information age. ask a million teenagers about mandela and kanye west and they will choose kanye west. >> they will say what is mandelas last album like? >> we are coming up on a hard break. coming up, the c block. it is sponsored by water fall. thanks, water fall. >> youre welcome, greg. >> rebecca black has a sequel to "friday." it has nine million views on youtube. i am responsible for 10,000 ...

Convinced its satanic because love actually is 12 letters. divided by two its six. three sixes is the mark of the beast. i trumped whatever you just did there. >> i want to say all those people you mentioned started out as child geniuses. >> im still half of that. three of them grew. >> i think the movie is the new its a wonderful life. >> thats what theyre trying to make it into. its more like a miserable pile of crap. >> its great movie. coming up, tonight c block is sponsored by black hole....

Convinced its satanic because love actually is 12 letters. divided by two its six. three sixes is the mark of the beast. i trumped whatever you just did there. >> i want to say all those people you mentioned started out as child geniuses. >> im still half of that. three of them grew. >> i think the movie is the new its a wonderful life. >> thats what theyre trying to make it into. its more like a miserable pile of crap. >> its great movie. coming up, tonight c block is sponsored by black hole....

Tonights c block is sponsored by doorknobs. doorknobs are all over the place these days. they just keep showing up. doorknobs, thank you. >> youre welcome, greg. ha, ha, ha. >> is bruce springsteen the most overrated musician of all time? we will discuss in our new and improved "red eye" debate center.

It? >> it totally does. >> i was joking, but go ahead. >> at the white house youth summit they just had, it was a huge part of their push, and they were using other people to sell the health care law too. one of the things is they party too hard and they are having one of the crazy nights. who will pay for that? really? we do more with our lives than party please. >> do you get to vote? >> it is disappointing. they just want somebody to talk real to them. >> it is the new bosses. >> hey, kids. >...

Going to happen. >> anyway, i think the woman is awful. tracy, first she made me think it was okay and now i think she is awful. >> peer pressure, eh? >> i am easily swayed. >> hair looked yellow. looked fake. >> it did look fake. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by bathtubs. i like that bathtub. thanks, bathtub. >> youre welcome, greg. >> coming up. it is a new show where terry is captured and blind folded and shirtless. it is called gregs dream come true.

>> so true. i only vote hair by the way. crazy people have crazy hair. remember that. we have to take a break. that was a strange topic. seemed like a good idea at the time, but sometimes they dont work out. this one wasnt awesome, but it wasnt bad. it was fun and interesting much like your host. tonight, coming up, the c block. as usual the c block is sponsored by urinals. urinals do a lot for men, maybe not so much for women. thanks, urinals. youre welcome, greg. >> choking on a hair. >> why...

>> this is the day you gettin eaten. you used to be a dinosaur and you had your run. >> you killed a lot of people. by the way, i have never seen a baby turkey? a little turkey? >> no, but they must be so cute. >> they are probably not. arent they vultures? arent turkeys vultures? >> they are in the same family. >> you know who else is in the vulture family? >> who? >> give me a name from fox news. >> we are getting out of this one. dark meat. i love the dark meat. i dont like the white meat. i ...