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>> because he will help out around the house and he is not related to me at all. he does a lot of chores. >> it is not illegal. >> i havent fulfilled the rest of the story yet, but im sure it ends badly. >> he wouldnt play football. >> he would never play football. >> i dont know. >> maybe touch football. >> there you go. >> if he hurt a couple of vertebraes -- >> you know what, you make me sick to my stomach. pleased dit. >> i am leaving that in. >> coming up, the c block. tonights c block is...

As a cuter i will do that even if he does win. honestly at this point he is winning everything. your favorite movie is what? >> "12 years a slave" i thought was the best. i would give the uh word though to mccon mcconaghey. >> you know what movie i saw? "the spectacular now." it was interest interesting. i found it quite interesting. i am never going to be a film reviewer. coming up, the c block. tonights c block is sponsored by smokestack. those chimneys are funnels for discharging smoke from...

>> because he will help out around the house and he is not related to me at all. he does a lot of chores. >> it is not illegal. >> i havent fulfilled the rest of the story yet, but im sure it ends badly. >> he wouldnt play football. >> he would never play football. >> i dont know. >> maybe touch football. >> there you go. >> if he hurt a couple of vertebraes -- >> you know what, you make me sick to my stomach. pleased dit. >> i am leaving that in. >> coming up, the c block. tonights c block is...

Are okay. >> they are okay. >> they are lazy. >> no experience and they are lazy. >> millennials. >> divorced smokers. >> how i met your mothers whole segment on millennials. >> coming up the c block. its sponsored by oil pipeline. those pipeline used to transport oil. thanks oil pipeline. >> you are welcome. i would like to transport you through my pipeline. >> what does that even mean? have they been working out? i can tell. >> well, i have oil pipeline, thanks. later: >> would you buy a haunt...

Returning my e-mails. i am your only black friend, gregory. >> as usual you are angry. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by sun spots. the relatively cool spots appearing in groups on the surface of the sun that are associated with the strong magnetic field. thanks, spots, you are welcome, greg. i think you are relatively cool. thanks, i guess. can you get a message for me? >> i have to go. would you leave your wife and kids to help settle mars? write your answer. as a business ow...

But he was phenomenal. >> documentaries should be nominated for best picture and i think the guy got robbed. >> did meryl streep get nominated? >> she was nominated for a meryl streep award. >> is anybody here tired of meryl streep? >> i am. >> who is meryl -- >> andrew doesnt know who meryl streep is. >> there is the other that is meryl streep to me. >> glen close? >> yes, glen close. >> i just called them both crew well law deville. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by steam loc...

Returning my e-mails. i am your only black friend, gregory. >> as usual you are angry. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by sun spots. the relatively cool spots appearing in groups on the surface of the sun that are associated with the strong magnetic field. thanks, spots, you are welcome, greg. i think you are relatively cool. thanks, i guess. can you get a message for me? >> i have to go. would you leave your wife and kids to help settle mars? write your answer.

>> she doesnt have to worry about going back to work like you did. >> we should give her a pass because jay-z is all about womens rights. >> 98 problems -- 98 problems and a woman with a phd is not one. >> bite your tongue, but men die younger. why do men die younger? they take more risks. we do jobs in which we die. lets talk about inequality. >> greg, greg, now you are opening a whole other door here. bottom line women are better at men than just about everything on the planet and better negot...

You know what movie should have been nominated? "don john." that was a good movie. isnt it a great movie? >> it is great. >> it is a movie about pornographys effect on couples, and it takes place in jersey. >> a a young man obsessed with porn. >> i loved that movie. >> because you could identify with it. >> i dont know what you are talking about. i condemn all pornography of every kind. except some german pornography. the ones that a are rare between 87 and 89 that involve a coffee table. >> mov...

>> cant wait. >> oh, i cant wait. im staying up all night. its kind of the gutfeld christmas. cant wait to open that package. all right. coming up, the c block, tonights c block is sponsored by coral reef. those erosion resistant marine ridges or mounds consisting of cheaply packed coral together with al guy, calcium carbonate. thank you, coral reef. >> no problem, greg. did you get the memo about the party? >> no, ive been busy. >> no, i didnt want you to go. start making a better effort. >> ...