Page 9 - C Block News Today

They dont have a lot of friends. >> i am available. >> just like the thing on the previous story. friends are there to tell you to stop doing stupid things. >> i dont get it. >> kanye and kim. >> back to the barefoot beach wedding. the other thing i hate is the white linen. i am tired of the pictures of everybody in white linen. >> dont have it on the beach. have it indoors. >> some people like the beach. >> you are talking the banana republic look. >> what if one of your guests drowned or had a...

>> we are working harder as a society. our parents pretty much worked 9:00 to 5:00. >> they had harder jobs than we do. >> wait a minute. >> you are not a patriot. >> i work really hard. i work on "the five" and for" red eye" today and i work on my book. i workup the nerve to put up with eric bolling. >> do you do that thing where you kick out? >> the thee master. the thy master. >> thats what they call eric too. tonights c block is sponsored by cashews. are your bumper stickers putting your fam...

Life that i dont dream about it. >> i dont dream about work. my work is a dream. we will be right back. coming up, the c block. tonights c block is sponsored by the allen telescope. it is designed to help researchers find aliens. thanks. >> youre welcome, greg. >> have you heard from any aliens yet? >> does tom cruise count? >> be serious. >> no, we havent had aliens. we have heard a lot from sheep herders. i would like to get probed by the graze. whatever that means. >> that was long. first a c...

>> coming up tonights c block is brought to you by titans. the largest of the moons. it is the only celeste yial bodies. thanks, titan. >> no biggy, greg. happy to be on the show. >> what is it like being one of the only satellites with ice on the surface. >> i say -- i stay hydrated do you know what the earth has to do? >> it brings its own pea. we dont fact check. have the parents picked up up their baby learned from their mistakes 1234* i hope not. their mistakes are hilarious.

>> oh bonanza. i like that word. >> on the other hand liberace looked for attention and he became very famous. >> i am just saying people who act out in high school you end up no where. it is the quiet kids. >> everybody who was singing in every musical in high school and think they will be big time, they dont make it no where. >> same with the jock. >> i was in a musical. >> not you. you are doing it. >> but i did have back brace. >> i dont know if it is called making it yet, joanne. >> i am tr...

Its a bolster, too. this time, it was letterman. >> is that why we did eight minutes on letterman? because you had done it this morning? >> theres no plot, dana. i was just chosen to do the c block. >> have they gotten a psychiatric counselor away from your show yet? >> we dont need it. >> youre going to like this one from rodney. what living or dead sports person would you like to interview and why? >> lou gehrig. to me, i couldnt be more impressed with the guy, what he achieved in such a short...

Cheat sheet for "the five." its a bolster, too. this time, it was letterman. >> is that why we did eight minutes on letterman? because you had done it this morning? >> theres no plot, dana. i was just chosen to do the c block. >> have they gotten a psychiatric counselor away from your show yet? >> we dont need it. >> youre going to like this one from rodney. what living or dead sports person would you like to interview and why? >> lou gehrig. to me, i couldnt be more impressed with the guy, what...

>> oh bonanza. i like that word. >> on the other hand liberace looked for attention and he became very famous. >> i am just saying people who act out in high school you end up no where. it is the quiet kids. >> everybody who was singing in every musical in high school and think they will be big time, they dont make it no where. >> same with the jock. >> i was in a musical. >> not you. you are doing it. >> but i did have back brace. >> i dont know if it is called making it yet, joanne. >> i am tr...

Decide who should be sacrificed. i am sick of you and the liberal cronies who dont understand this and go on your talk shows and bash the government which is just trying to help us. shame on you. shame on all of you. >> i think you changed my mind. that was easy. this is disgusting. >> i dont understand where they are doing it. they are having people walk behind governor christie? >> terrible. we have to take a break. tonights c block is sponsored by dinosaurs. dinosaurs, the mighty beat that ro...

Controls health care will some day make us wear monitors to check our body masses? i think not. will they be texting your about your weight? i think not. wake up, sheeple. >> way to bring up the chem trail controversy. >> are you trying to win a tony tonight? your performance is amazing. >> no one can win a tony. >> neil patrick harris can. >> all right, coming up, the c block. tonights c block is sponsored by sidekicks, the completely honest people who have been given the power of esp, allowing...