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>> you create dumb island. >> this is why you are not in mnsa. >> this whole panel is not on mnsa. >> i am not stupid per se. >> i wear their shirts. what did gary oldman do now? i dont know, but i loved him on "different strokes." first a word from our sponsor. >> tonights c block is sponsored by hover board. yes, you heard me, hover board. we dont have them yet, but somebody is bound to figure them out eventually. pre order today. hover board at some point.

>> you create dumb island. >> this is why you are not in mnsa. >> this whole panel is not on mnsa. >> i am not stupid per se. >> i wear their shirts. what did gary oldman do now? i dont know, but i loved him on "different strokes." first a word from our sponsor. >> tonights c block is sponsored by hover board. yes, you heard me, hover board. we dont have them yet, but somebody is bound to figure them out eventually. pre order today. hover board at some point.

Types. >> a woman will want their money. >> i i would like to apologize with all of our gamer fans. coming up, restaurant review customers? im sure they have had nice things to say. first a word from our sponsor. >> the c block is sponsored by the make your own glass kit. like playing with broken glass, but cant seem to find it? comes complete with box, detailed instructions and gravity. glass sold accept interpretly. glass sold separately.

Types. >> a woman will want their money. >> i i would like to apologize with all of our gamer fans. coming up, restaurant review customers? im sure they have had nice things to say. first a word from our sponsor. >> the c block is sponsored by the make your own glass kit. like playing with broken glass, but cant seem to find it? comes complete with box, detailed instructions and gravity. glass sold accept interpretly. glass sold separately.

Companies. the ceo of the company doesnt know how to code. they hire a nerd to do it. why dont these women, they can lean in and create a company and then hire a nerd. >> not all girls. >> exactly. exactly. >> you can call me old-fashioned. >> i will call you old-fashioned. say something sexist. it will spice up the segment. >> a womans place is in architecture. leave the coding to the men. >> coming up, ladies go wild for a sexy mug shot and so do a couple of fellas, me included. he is a gorgeo...

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They didnt get the egos. along the way they learn to say things like im sorry. i was wrong. they are not jerks. >> i didnt date anybody in high school. my sisters joked i was virgin by popular demand. >> you are beautiful. i hate your sister. you i was such a nerd that my acne had braces. >> look how well you turned out. >> it took a longtime to get success, my friends. it is incremental. if you get it too early you self-destruct. nothing makes you feel better and you have blown your so to speak...

>> unless they have a small pecker. >> like a little bird? >> exactly. >> i have to take issue, brooke, nothing is being done to protect wealthy, lonely men from these predators. they are preying on these victims. there should be a show called to catch a stripper. what do you think of that a? a guy goes in -- >> aisle a a shoot the pilot. >> it would be a short show. it wouldnt take very long. >> there is no debate here, is there? >> not all strippers. >> coming up, well that faded. why is adam ...

They have to be paid so much money to for gnaw indicate with me, it is tough on my ego. >> i dont like it when it is like give me $100 and maybe if are you covered in latex. thats not flattering. >> capitalism is always flattering. >> very good. way to button up that segment with with a wild statement. coming up, are women giving birth in the wild? beats the parking lot at wal-mart. word from our spawns every. now a word from our sponsor. >> tonights c block is sponsored by the belgian army knif...

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