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Just extend your legs? >> why would you want to? >> you could though. >> if you have a wide stance, some sometimes you need to do that. >> no, just extend your legs ut on and you are sitting. >> i find that to be one of the most disgusting images. >> say what you want, it is better than a squad bo day. >> what? >> it is something he got me for my birthday. i. >> i had to have that made custom. you cant just buy those. >> i thought it was a coffee maker. >> for a whole week. >> brooke, you said y...

>> terrible thing to say, bill. brooke, you claim to be a lawyer. say something lawyery. the fact that the laws are patch work all across the country. it is state and federal working together. >> well, this is a very complicated issue. the bottom line -- do we have glen becks last word? this is it in three sentences. number one, the conversation of no longer equal protection. what the federal government has done, it has made it a state issue. thats why we are seeing all the states ban together...

Thats not racist at all. jaime, what do you make of this? are you surprised by the situation as it unfolds before you? >> i tell you, first of all, greg states have a right to protect their own borders. i heard somebody say that earlier on tv and i thought i would repeat it as if i thought of it. two things about this surprise me. literally the fact that obama will waste more of our money trying to stop them from enforcing something they could legally enforce, and the other thing that surprise...

Thats not racist at all. >> what i was saying is you have the federal government who was looking at that as something that was unem important -- unimportant and raising the tensions in arizona. so you see something that is obviously racist, you know, kill the cracker and their babies. you would see that as ratesist, but you dont. instead you see this as racist. i was being sarcastic. >> i still have no idea what you meant. i think arizona should follow the lead of the new black panther party and...

Or any connection with humanity, would you sext? >> i will tell you something, and i do have a cell phone. the worst thing about sexting the wrong person, in this case, john gibson, was not the fear of termination, but it was his abject delight. it was creepy. i get more pleased now at like 1:00 in the morning months after i have done it. >> do you have aent which on the show? e-mail us. or call 212-462-5050. coming up, the half time report from andy levy. he is a charmer. >> tonights half time ...

Dreams are coming true. >> no. this is a dream. >> he is driving our country into a ditch. >> in america too. what is the expression? >> where the dope? >> i dont like that one. i never would have said that. a girl can change her mind. we are a nation of girls. we voted for him and now he has done it and he says you dont like it. they want government spending, but no one -- >> fair point. a lot of the responsibility is on independence. who voted for him and now doesnt like him. a lot of us. we k...

You got me at 20 percent. they are sending them to me, but im in that 20 percent. im scared about the new iphone with the video. text we can deal with. but if im answering a call from one of my friends and calling the wrong person, i do not need to see what bill is doing when he calls me at 3:00 in the morning. >> that was not a mi stake. jaime, has this been a problem in your life? >> it hasnt been a problem for me, greg. i am very, very careful when sending messages. i always check the conta...

Lets be honest. we are both for that and against naked dudes in all shapes or sizes. cant emphasize that enough. but, you are going through all the ones supporting you. you mentioned the northern marianna islands. what is missing? the southern mariaan islands. but it is so typical of them. you know as well as i the southern islands are over loaded with mexican illegal immigrants. they have taken over. and i know they are doing kidnapping and i know they are stealing jugs from the southern island...

Pointed that out, you couldnt doctor if that was mel, were assuming it is. he said horrible things. but it sounds like the audio -- and now experts are coming out saying it looks like the audio has been played with. what could happen if that turns out to be manipulative? >> if it is admissible in a court of law, this tape would be very damaging for mel. any evidence of the inability to control your behavior, any evidence of violence is devastating in a child custody case. what he needs is a very...

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