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Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah our guest tonight is a congresswoman from massachusetts and shes one of the four women who make up the squad. Ayanna pressley is here, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, democrats have an eating contest. Hong kong protesters are now affecting the skies. And i reveal which billionaire pedophile killed himself in prison this weekend,...

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Under attack and that they are a legitimate target because the are working with the saudi about forces no political achievements on either side saudis ally the u. A. E. Is pulling back its presence and even held a rare meeting with an iranian delegation on cheese day to discuss issues in the strait of hormuz its a political stalemate in a conflict this killed thousands of civilians left tens of thousands of children starving and crippled what was already one of the worlds poorest countries Steph...

But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leave the car here, walk home, and watch the game. Id like to have another beer or two. All right. Come on or maybe ill have three beers . ...

Im amanda del castillo in gilroy, close to 1,000 people came together to mourn lives taken and those impacted in the gilroy garlic festival shooting. Im kate larsen in gilroy, both grazed by bullets. This town hall calling for end to the violence. Abc7 news starts now. I just remember running, clutching her as tightly to me as i could, thinking just god help her see her first birthday. New at 11 00, mother talks with abc7 news about howhe from the bullets yesterday at gilroy garlic festival. Ide...

Why was the pilot flying in bad conditions . Showdown in the hawkeye state. Both President Trump and joe biden descending on iowa this morning. The amazing rescue caught on camera. Six teens caught in a flash flood hold on, hold on tight trapped in a storm drain, one dragged half a mile under the city. The fire chief risking his life to save them. Breaking overnight, baseball legend david ortiz flown back to boston after being targeted by that gunman. Now authorities searching for a second suspe...

Problemista, writer julio torres an allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with adrian young [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden is set tomorrow to deliver his state of the union address, and it could very well be the first state of the union to start with the word, welp. [ laughter ] president ial candidate nikki haley announced today...