farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven t seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile an arkansas judge ordered hunter s financial records to be shielded from the public as he tries to lower his child support payments to london roberts. she s the dancer he knocked up while he was banging his brother s widow and sleeping with the brother s widow s sister-in-law or something. i d say do the math but we have two women on the panel. a sexist would say! greg: and what kind of poverty
greg: yeah. oh, you in a band or something now? joe: yeah i ve been alone blasting some white snake. but not the band. greg: allyeah i ve been along some white snake. but not the band. greg: all right. joe do you have local news? joe: joe i sure do at hershey s there about to lauren a great candy expedition a 3-part immersive experience in the history present and future of candy and you can explore all five senses, sights, sound, taste, smell and glutney. it s a chance where you get to learn about chockly by eating chockly unlike college where it was mostly reading. greg: you re like a vanilla