really tough out there. so kat a new study finds 44% of single adults doubt they'll ever find the one because of horrible dating experiences like being ghosted, getting stood up, receiving unsolicited nudes. what about you? from ghosts unsolicited nudes from ghosts? >> kat: so i actually think the 40 -- the people who aren't worried about it are going to be the ones that actually get married. these people that walk around like i'm waiting for the one. what does that mean? shut up, grow up. you're not ready. like you're not going to meet like a perfect human. there's no such thing. >> greg: there's no such thing as a one and i say that as a 10. >> kat: it is tough out there but also like maybe some of the problem is you sometimes. >> greg: yeah, make yourself better so that it's easier. like there's all these things you can work on yourself. you know maybe if you're inside playing video games, harold, or,
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you know what the traffic is going to be like? >> greg: that was the question i was going to ask you. he's going to tie up all traffic. >> greg: i've already gone through the rockefeller christmas finally now it's springtime and we have trump traffic. it's not like he hates being on tv or hates attention, and like you were saying, he wasn't really in the news that much anymore. and now it's all trump all the time once again. and i really don't see -- i mean again i haven't seen it but i haven't seen -- if it's just what we've all been talking about how he gets convicted on this. that's why when everyone's saying no one's above the law. actually, when it comes the way they're using this law and the way they're doing this, he is the only one who has ever had it used that way. so i don't know. he's never actually going to like go to prison for unless there's something i don't know. >> greg: that would be an amazing sitcom to go with jail with secret service agents.
in this studio. an hour ago. and so another opportunity to prevent suffering is squandered on the alter of political vengeance. it's a hunting party and you're among the prey. did you ever see this movie? >> they're not human beings. >> every year a bunch of elites kidnap normal folk like this. where did they get you from. >> wyoming. >> mississippi, orlando. >> and hunt us for sport. >> hurry, hurry. hurry up. >> so it's true. >> we're being hunted. >> greg: that's from three years ago it's insane but dam if it didn't predict the hunt. since then parents were called domestic terrorists january 6th dmoen straighters killed in mass, kids now delusional activists. they hire agents while he's speaking truth to power. blm rioters get payouts instead
a cudgle against people of color. that's a mall on. apparently that's a trait only people of non-color possess. that's racist to me. good to see the loser left eating themselves like a steal veggie burger. do those 84 staffers have a case? as in most issues involving npr, who cares? the good news is when they clear out their offices they can bring it all home in an amazing tote bag! hey, mollie, you think when people at npr get upset, do they still have to keep their voice in those hush tones. >> mollie: whispering yelling crazy. >> greg: they're like you're a racist. no, no, you are a a racist. you know, you're a homophobe. doesn't seem as bad. >> mollie: i actually like this idea. i like this idea that, according to npr employees themselves,
i feel like something it's like all of a sudden we just quit doing oxycontin and now we started it up again and it feels great. >> mollie: it is absolutely. i mean it is amazing to watch how much the media has to focus on him. this is a legitimate story, big news, not a good day for the country that we're going through this but you can tell how excited everybody is to cover it and, you know, i'm hoping it's not like too exciting tomorrow though. >> greg: what do you think's going to happen? what do you think his speech will be like. >> mollie: i don't know about that you about i was thinking it would be cool to see what his mug shot is like. i hope he does a really big grin, a thumb's up. >> greg: he is going to turn that into like the most -- like the biggest selling t-shirt in the history of t-shirts. >> mollie: i'm buying it. >> greg: exactly. it will be better than the i'm with stupid one. >> joe: he'll put it on a mug. >> greg: he'll put it on a mug. that's a great idea i didn't
it would kind of be like hogan heroes, right? hogan heroes you have police on your side, a microphone in the tea cup, no tea pot. you have a phone in the tea pot. >> greg: my parents didn't let me watch hogan's heroes >> kat: so you watched it when you grew up? >> greg: yeah, i got back at them. rip. i did not kill them. that was a completely made up story. up next is racist thinking why npr's staff is shrinking? [cheers and applause] el darkest. with caplyta, there's a chance to let the light shine through. and light tomorrow, with the hope from today. this is a chance to let in the lyte. caplyta is a once-daily pill that is proven to deliver significant relief across bipolar depression. unlike some medicines that only treat bipolar i, caplyta treats both bipolar i and bipolar ii depression.
thing but it's better than not asking anyone. >> harold: let the record reflect, i fully agree with molliement well said. >> greg: i think i mentioneded this on the 5, i can't remember, i tried to block it out of my head. but you can't trust people that are, that are, that are victim to their own chemical changes. like that's a guy that's so -- he's about the love, he's not about person, right? that [bleep] goes away. like in a couple years it's gone. get used to it. >> harold: i agree with polly. [laughter]. >> mollie: i mean maybe he'll just up the anti every anniversary or maybe it's a fun thing they can tell their kids and grand kids about. sorry. >> greg: that's sweet. no, you're probably wrong but i will believe you >> kat: there is no way that that wedding is beer and wine only. [laughter]
while proposing at an la dodgers game is uniting both fans of love and awesome beautiful violence. [laughter] >> greg: watch. >> let's go! whoa! whoa! no way! >> greg:. >> greg: those two guys actually ran off together. that happened during last week's home opener where the young man stood out from the players since he wasn't on steroids. of course running onto the field is not allowed and offers one of of the only instances wheres someone can beat the [bleep] on it of you and not get arrested. it's a free punch literally. cops can't even do that to escaping felons. think about it. so stadium security reacted with a tackle that was so physical afterwards the guard lit up a
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