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farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i havent seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crapp...

>> harold: maybe next year we can address that one. >> greg: maybe the cops could have found you a date. were just going to bring you down to the jail and you can pick somebody. [laughter]. >> joe: okay. >> greg:. >> greg: all right, kat, you have a challenge because youre on the show every night so you always have to find something new from detroit or outside of detroit or somewhere in michigan >> kat: yeah its getting really hard if it doesnt become really clear by what im about to say. theres...