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farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i havent seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crapp...

>> greg: the problem the online apps and i think joe, you can attest to it. [laughter] >> greg: a hundred percent of the women on the apps go to two percent of the men. its not like when you go to a bar, right? you can go to a bar and say youre like a 6.5 but your personality puts you at a nine but if its on an app the only people that get hit are the 9s and 10s based on the app and you dont have the opportunity to show your sparkling whit and personality. dont you think thats fair? >> joe: it i...