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draw. colorado is a beautiful perfect rectangle. wyoming also rectangle. very easy states to draw, right? utah also easy, its a rectangle with a notch. new mexico is easy. its a rectangle with a notch in its notch. some states are very easy to draw even if like me you cannot draw at all, but when your states borders are formed by mountain ranges or by rivers in particular, your state by definition is hard to draw well because its borders are all wiggly. perhaps none more so than the wi...

need to respect democratic norms if her demands for a referendum i refused, so it thinly veiled reference to putin again there. all reference to putin again there. all rise, barrister is on strike over pgy- rise, barrister is on strike over pay. we always think about fat cat lawyers, dont be? but in fact, criminaljunior barrister is dont get paid very much when they take low —— of the expenses out. absolutely not. there is a striking photograph on the front page, so an earlier— p...

here, too. further east for eastern england, well, blue sky and sunshine as you can see from our weather watcher picture from stunning kent. but even here, the clouds will increase through the afternoon and there will also be possibly outbreaks of light patchy rain and drizzle from our weather front that is gradually continuing eastwards. it will eventually clear overnight tonight. forthe it will eventually clear overnight tonight. for the rest of the day, still further outbreaks of ra...

leadership candidate rishi sunak accuses his rival liz truss of trying to "avoid scrutiny" of her economic plans. there are protests as pakistans former prime minister, imran khan, is charged under the anti—terrorism act after a fiery weekend speech. a bbc investigation unmasks the man responsible for a huge online community which traded non—consensual sexual images and videos of more than a hundred woman. and, knock—knock. whos there? thats right — its the funniest joke at the...

being taken into custody earlier today. a law enforcement source familiar with the arrest confirms to nbc navarro did not surrender himself. the committee subpoenaed him back in september then, remember, he got another subpoena from the fbi to comply with their investigation just last week. you saw that live shot of the courthouse. those microphones set up. we are watching to see if he makes comments outside that building and will bring it to you. we know the january 6th select committ...

From the al shifa, which is now in ruins. Well take a look at the latest allegations around Havana Syndrome. A Mysterious Illness which has affected us diplomats in recent years. And a centuries old tradition the white house easter egg race is back for another year. Behind those scary bunnies, what does it tell us about the other big race this year the one for the white house . Iranian state media says a Senior Commander in the powerful Revolutionary Guard was among at least five People Killed i...

Bring the latest on the ground and middle east we bring Trace Gallagher and also to, senator ted cruz will be here tonight and ufc president dana white will join us. He has a huge announcement, a recordsetting dealmaking bud light the official beer of the usc looks like anheuserbusch i trying to send a message you anyway it appeared that the American Beer Giant is now getting back into its roots selling beer. After what was a detour into politics that didnt work out well to be first our top stor...

Right, youre jen psaki. You had that job. Im reminded many times that youre rachel maddow. Ive been reading your book. Its such an important reminder of history. It scared me a little. It should, maybe. How can this happen . It is so topical at this moment. Thank you for writing it in between Everything Else. You are very, very kind to say so. Much appreciated. And thanks at home for joining us this hour. Ive been happy to have you here. One note before we get started. I know things might look a...

Hello and welcome to our viewers joining us here in the United States and All Around The World as we continue our coverage of israel at war. Im rosemary church. The gazabased Militant Group Hamas has released two more people who had been abducted from Southern Israel earlier this month. The hostages identified as israeli citizens, nurit cooper and Yocheved Lifshitz were among the more than 200 people captured by hamas in a deadly rampage on october 7th. Israel has been responding to that attack ...

Thanks for you at home for joining us this hour. And we happy to have you here. I will say just one note before we get started tonight. I know things might look a little different than usual, that is just because i am doing the show tonight from someplace new. I am in los angeles tonight. I am at what is essentially the midpoint of this book tour that im doing for my new book. Thats why im here. I am not a great traveler [laughter] i am not great at this. Just before i start the show tonight, i ...