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Everyone. Im judge jeanine pirro along with jessica tarlov, jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. ♪ ♪ fox news alert. Officials say time is running out for millions as the onceinalifetime hurricane milton ferociously charges towards florida, and is expected to make landfall as soon as tonight. Lets go right to steve harrigan. He is out in tampa, florida. Steve? judge, it is really pounding now, the heaviest rain we have seen so far. Ex...

Good morning. It is sunday, september 29th. Yes, the gang is all here. Counting down to the Vp Debate in just two days. Tim Walz And Jd Vance Face off for the first and only time. Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey joins our conversation. Donald trumps self proclaimed Dark Vision for america taken to a new low Last Night. Plan to flip the state blue for the first time in almost 20 years. Grab your coffee, settle in. Welcome to The Weekend. Just 37 days until Election Day and Vice President harr...

Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president tr...

All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So befo...

Greg: all right, all right. Still its never enough. Its friday see you know what that means lets welcome tonights guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories lets do t...

He ran in 2016, he understood that overturning roe v wade was a core conservative priority. So he agreed to put that list of judgeses out before the election. Who were conservative. I am going to give a list of either five or ten judges s tha i will picick to show. You may not trust me on this issue, but heres what i would do if i was president, i will guarantee that those are going to be first judges that t i put up foror a nomomination. If i win, thahat tells meme that. . Yes, i can trust you ...

Outfront. Next breaking news, trump now says he will vote to bat floridas six week abortion ban. It is a major about face from his stance on the issue, just 24 hours ago, and harris tonight responding, ripping into trump and trumps speaking tonight to a controversial group known for anti antilgbtq rhetoric they also have ties to project 2025, which hes trying to disown so whats the upside? plus a cnn exclusive ukrainian soldiers coming under fire? because they enter putins backyard. Lets go outf...

Two albums from the 50s/60s vocal quartet variously recalling the Ink Spots and The Four Freshmen are collected on one CD

Toronto based two-day music festival Summer School has announced its inaugural lineup. The Penske File, Dragged In, Wordplay, JC Sifton, Sessions Records, Rules, Chuck Coles, Lee Reed, School Damage, Mothers Ruin, Outtacontroller, and Pedestrian will be playing. The event will also feature a Punx Ca...

What is “You Day” you ask? On Feb. 1, South Plains College will spend the day recognizing and caring for what makes “You” special.