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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it -- the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity. Faster than you can say, "political hack," he duck...

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it — the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity. He ducked behind a tree, and emerged as Captain Florida!

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it — the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity.

"But...," the Woke Monster gasped, "I was ... just ... trying to teach the kids ... tolerance!"

Faster than you can say, “political hack,” he ducked behind a handy mango tree. Moments later, gone was the mild-mannered governor of a great southeastern state. In his place, clad

Other letter-writers discuss student loan forgiveness and the Opinion page's treatment of Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis, fighting "enemies" such as Disney, cross-dressers and "woke" culture, sometimes seems to fancy himself as a superhero.

In which a version of Gov. Ron DeSantis stands up to tolerance and punches it in the nose.