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The Evansville Thunderbolts not only scored on the ice but also won the hearts of their community through the Teddy Bear Toss Night.

The Evansville Thunderbolts not only scored on the ice but also won the hearts of their community through the Teddy Bear Toss Night.

The Evansville Thunderbolts not only scored on the ice but also won the hearts of their community through the Teddy Bear Toss Night.

Gregs new invention. you know i love aention. thing i hate is having to carry around my ball when i am looking for some water to lap up. leave it to captain fluffy who has invented the cone bowl. water drops into your cone and you turn it into your very own bowl. so inventive and smart. probably got neutered. making lemonade out of lemons. >> kimberly: just when you thought he couldnt get any weirder. juan, what do you have? >> juan: dear member the famous sportscaster called "do you believe in ...

Thats based on a previous study which found that prairie dogs have a sophisticated communication system that has all the aspects of language. it sounds fun. are we prepared for this contract what if your dog is a total jerk? or a liberal? let me joke. [laughter] i got my hands on the first translator prototype and i tried it out with my dog, captain fluffy. >> greg, can you wear something under your robe? [laughter] greg: heres another one. >> greg, that is not what the electric toothbrushes for...

Have a sophisticated communication system that has all the aspects of language. it sounds fun. are we prepared for this contract what if your dog is a total jerk? or a liberal? let me joke. [laughter] i got my hands on the first translator prototype and i tried it out with my dog, captain fluffy. >> greg, can you wear something under your robe? [laughter] greg: heres another one. >> greg, that is not what the electric toothbrushes for. [laughter] greg: i should close the bathroom door. one more ...

Which found that prairie dogs have a sophisticated communication system that has all the aspects of language. it sounds fun. are we prepared for this contract what if your dog is a total jerk? or a liberal? let me joke. [laughter] i got my hands on the first translator prototype and i tried it out with my dog, captain fluffy. >> greg, can you wear something under your robe? [laughter] greg: heres another one. >> greg, that is not what the electric toothbrushes for. [laughter] greg: i should clos...

Communication system that has all the aspects of language. it sounds fun. are we prepared for this contract what if your dog is a total jerk? or a liberal? let me joke. [laughter] i got my hands on the first translator prototype and i tried it out with my dog, captain fluffy. >> greg, can you wear something under your robe? [laughter] greg: heres another one. >> greg, that is not what the electric toothbrushes for. [laughter] greg: i should close the bathroom door. one more please. >> greg, why ...

[laughter] a lot of stuff you do for your dog. also, the great thing about dogs is that they are not competent. they dont have a sophisticated thing about language. they are the model. they want to sleep, eat, do one or two other things and thats it. i, personally, thats all i wish i wanted to do. every time my ambitions go above that i think why am i tried so hard. greg: think like a dog. that should be a new book. morgan, what you make of this? do you think this will happen? when they say some...