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October 5, 2012
>> yesterday i said the debate would be a job interview and i was right. one candidate showed up in a suit, the other in san dahls. it could have been called nightmares of my father. but nothing is more fun than watching the sad excuses libs are piling up in order to explain captain perfects collapse. some blame the moderator. he just said less. others say oh, hes trying to remain presidential. al gore, well, lets let him explain it. >> obama arrived in denver at 2:00 p.m. today. just a few hour...
October 4, 2012
>> yesterday i said the debate would be a job interview and i was right. one candidate showed up in a suit, the other in san dahls. it could have been called nightmares of my father. but nothing is more fun than watching the sad excuses libs are piling up in order to explain captain perfects collapse. some blame the moderator. he just said less. others say oh, hes trying to remain presidential. al gore, well, lets let him explain it. >> obama arrived in denver at 2:00 p.m. today. just a few hour...
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Show and built the giant sandcastle. and then there was the ice sculpture he built for the wa b i scu t. eck itut mda hticipated i a hot dog eating contest. i guess he is in the back there. he won handily. you can say it has been a busy week for captain perfect. i didnt even mention the bear wrestling, but then again i guess i just did. should obama leave these childhood distractions? or is commander awesome allowed to have a life when there is so much strive? lets ask the action brothers gary a...