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May 19, 2019
Vomit. [laughter] heres the chart. yep, by a wide margin -- [laughter] people prefer subway vomit over a president dethe blass owe. -- de blasio. so why is he doing this? i have a theory. hes high. [laughter] the weed is getting way stronger -- [laughter] and he hasnt adjusted his intake. so now captain stoner thinks he can run the country. see, i prefer the good old days when you got high and ate uncooked ramen noodles, not run for president. [laughter] actually, the only reason this vertical t...
May 19, 2019
He is less popular than subway vomit. [laughter] heres the chart. yep, by a wide margin -- [laughter] people prefer subway vomit over a president dethe blass owe. -- de blasio. so why is he doing this? i have a theory. hes high. [laughter] the weed is getting way stronger -- [laughter] and he hasnt adjusted his intake. so now captain stoner thinks he can run the country. see, i prefer the good old days when you got high and ate uncooked ramen noodles, not run for president. [laughter] actually, ...
May 19, 2019
Shouldnt run. he is less popular than subway vomit. [laughter] heres the chart. yep, by a wide margin -- [laughter] people prefer subway vomit over a president dethe blass owe. -- de blasio. so why is he doing this? i have a theory. hes high. [laughter] the weed is getting way stronger -- [laughter] and he hasnt adjusted his intake. so now captain stoner thinks he can run the country. see, i prefer the good old days when you got high and ate uncooked ramen noodles, not run for president. [laught...
May 19, 2019
Shouldnt run. he is less popular than subway vomit. [laughter] heres the chart. yep, by a wide margin -- [laughter] people prefer subway vomit over a president dethe blass owe. -- de blasio. so why is he doing this? i have a theory. hes high. [laughter] the weed is getting way stronger -- [laughter] and he hasnt adjusted his intake. so now captain stoner thinks he can run the country. see, i prefer the good old days when you got high and ate uncooked ramen noodles, not run for president. [laught...