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To suggest there isnt time to do something on comprehensive immigration reform -- >> optimistic take. >> im not saying that theyll do it, im saying if you look at the calendar, they could find a way if they are committed to doing it. >> theyve been working on it now for well over a year. >> right. >> i do think that this crisis puts tremendous pressure on john boehner to move something. he hasnt wanted to do that before the elections. i think the more we see this on the news, the more kids comin...

Caption contest. stephanie? >> well, first, im glad they were all there doing that. on a serious -- but i was thinking about the republican audit from a couple of years ago. is this chapter two of the republican audit? >> i, too, am glad theyre doing this. its the thought that counts. however, any thought is bring on my k street retirement. >> when is this over? and, you know, thats what each of them were thinking. when is this over? >> so watching these guys, all i can think is harry reid, the ...

Online-only streaming service. but amazon prime have got the business. it means you get the wire and sopranos if you are a prime subscriber in the united states. and i guess thats the only downside of this deal if i have to find one. its a u.s.-only deal at this stage. its not going out to amazon prime subscribers elsewhere in the world just yet. wait and watch, this is a fast-moving part of the market. >> its evolving quickly. thank you. real easy, caption contest, and question for you today....

Number for americans over the age of 18 years. >> and there are proare probablh people willing to pay that 1500 bucks. steve, thanks so much. shifting gears now to our twitter question for you today, and its he a caption contest about sticker shock. tweet us your most creative caption for this photo of the first lady using the #way too early. she was at walter reed, took the dogs to visit with military kids. and boy, did it she get in on the fun. well share some of your best captions coming up...

I think people are looking for another reason to trade this market higher and they dont find it in the market at this point. thomas, i think were going to have a relatively flat start to the trading session with investors looking for new catalysts to get this up another leg. >> jeff, thanks so much. congressman rice has been in the news, his lighter side is making an appearance during south by southwest in austin, check out issa demonstrate a new microsoft dance game. its our caption contest. ...

Here he is in 2008 having a great time on stage. 2009, innocent looking. 2010, the gloves i can live without. still okay. 2011. a little aggressive. but no major red flags. 2012, starting to get into a bag of douche territory. and then we hit 2013. and shirtless, cocky, pants half off, tattoos. he made the turn in the summer of 2013. and next based on my projections, this is what justin bieber will look like in 2018 just a few short years from now. >> love the vanilla ice. >> yeah, bieber will e...

Is without equal. begin your legacy. get an auto insurance quote. usaa. we know what it means to serve. all right. after saying that nobody complains about me, twitter just had a lot of complaints. i dont know what happened. anyway, take a look at this photo and a great caption contest for you. we have plenty of responses.

2011. the idea was they were meant to prevent you from moving into overdrawn territory. it looks like bla wants to tighten up on lending practices toward those maybe who are not managing their accounts appropriately, brian. >> i know you handle yours appropriately. have a good weekend. lets move to twitter. a new sleep study explains why its so important. sleep allows our brains to get rid of gunk. that was the term uses, gunk, that builds up while we are awake. how dirty is your brain? tweet yo...

According to consumption, this is the web interest that shot up 524% on the back of this as well. so will ferrell, the legend of ron burgundy, having a big effect on the dodge durango. >> he looks at the truck with a couple hundred horsepower and rates the horse next to him as one horse. of course we are talking about it. steve, have a great weekend. lets get to twitter now, and today we thought it would be good for a little caption contest. check out this picture of governor chris christie an...

The top -notch well. you are excited about the fingerprint sensors. >> i have to be honest. i have a blackberry. im going to take the plunge and get this iphone. im finally coming -- >> im not the only person who doesnt have the iphone. >> i like the keyboard on my blackberry. but its time to grow up. german elections, whatever. its oktoberfest. that means twitter caption contest. the witiest of the lot wins the prize. and the prize of the day, you get a shoutout from natalie later in the show...