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Governor ultrasound hasnt even begun to recover from the thing that got him named governor ultrasound, and now hes getting saddled with another one of those? oh, governor ultrasound, this is a tough spot for you. but if you insist on laws to intentionally overregulate the lady parts in your state and if your state is already governed by a guy named governor ultrasound and your name is ken cuccinelli and your nickname is already the cooch, thats already what people call you, sooner or later someb...

Ken cuccinelli, virginia attorney general. you can have fun with this. their first caption contest resulted in this caption winner. cooch watch also sent a fake real reporter to the coochs every move on the state, like when he spoke recently for a local virginia tea party group. >> reporter: and what are you doing personally to protect your cooch from the cooch? >> well, im not letting him anywhere near mine. >> and so it goes in republican-controlled states where republicans have made a full-ti...

Cuccinelli and your nickname is already the cooch, thats already what people call you, sooner or later somebody is going to start something called cooch watch. someone just did. this week a small group in virginia launched coochwatch.com, a website dedicated to all things cooch, by which they mean all things ken cuccinelli, virginia attorney general. you can have fun with this. their first caption contest resulted in this caption winner. cooch watch also sent a fake real reporter to the coochs e...

And brooklyn lee is the best new starlet in porn. she won an award recently. im just reading from the copy now. >> lets hear this. >> but, okay, there you go. so she posted -- brooklyn posted on her twitter account she won the best sex scene in her last award. i cannot read the film because that would be a no-no. but -- >> you would not be allowed back here tomorrow. >> oh, i would love to. its a pretty funny one. you can do research and find the name of the film. but theres bill. >> we need to ...

Scarlett johansson fund-raising for the president alongside. johansson said 2012 will not be easy. we have to fight even harder this time around. and this is just one of the pictures the president manning, yes, its a marshmallow gun. we should have a caption contest. twitter just about exploded when this video came out of the president. he joked the secret service was going to be mad at him afterwards. the extreme marshmallow cannon was made by 14-year-old joey. look at how cute he is. februar...

Has has buttoned up some of his support. another republican i talked to yesterday said something interesting. >> holden. lets show that picture again. and then if we can juxtapose the picture of elvis meeting nixon from 72, 73, i think theyre about the same. henry, come on. >> what are you doing? >> might be time for a caption contest. >> were going to have a "morning joe" caption contest. send them in. >> david talks about this friction with the press. eugene robinson, it reminds me a little bi...

You doing? that is seriously -- if a picture could describe an entire mans life -- narrative of his life? >> lets have a caption contest. here is my caption. >> uh-oh. >> this is from willie. youve never needed these other three clowns. >> im just glad my wife doesnt watch the show. she thinks im an attorney. >> she thinks youre an attorney. >> must-read op-eds. >> mark halperin. >> i didnt get to do a caption. >> well save it. go ahead. joe@dc, twitter account. we did 30, 35 minutes of these cl...

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