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Greg then a month later, they realize, damn, the loud, crazy orange guy had a point and they try to forget it ever happened. Look at isis, how they laughed when trump said he wouldnt tell the media his secret plan. Then not spilling the beans worked. Isis was like whoa, there goes my legs. Didnt see that coming. Dont worry, neither did cnn. Remember when trump lectured nato allies on defense spending. We laughed. I laughed. Until they agreed to his demands. I was wrong. Trump railed against trad...

Just melts. greg: wow. >> fail safe. >> that was well thought out. >> it was well thought out. >> i thought about cloning a lot. greg: would you like to add to this conversation or say anything? >> you want to read from your diary some more. >> ive got notes here. greg: is this a good idea or bad idea? >> one reason tyr us was so well thought out, its because when we were at the gym today. >> you mean yesterday? >> we were talking about this subject. im queasy about the whole thing. research to ...

How revialed being short is, we had a meeting, coming up with the lis list of the short peopl, and cat is always on the phone -- >> thats not true. greg: let me finish. were sitting there, we come up with who should be on the list and cat is on her phone, she never pays attention, and then ligi, one of the staffers, he goes cat, and shes impose im t short. >> sounds like someone was paying attention. greg: the one time she contribute toss the meeting is to make sure -- if i said she browndrownsb...

That guy. [ laughter ] greg: i go sit in the garage and get drunk because thats what i do. >> sure. absolutely. [ laughter ] >> ive seen him do it. he gets drunk in the garage all the time. great, now lets go to commercial. do you have a question? >.greg: no, i assumed in your mind you have a way to wrap this all together. >> im very proud of you that you solved the division in this country. greg: yes. >> barack obama and -- greg: trump. >> trumps voice. they cheered for barack obama. this works...

They dont grow up to be one of the people that is excited that maroon 5 is playing the super bowl. you cant edit them to make sure they dont grow up to be a 45-year-old living in your basement and commenting on internet that 9/11 is an inside job. its part of the reason i dont have children, other than the fact that my current live-in partner is a cat and im not attracted to cats. [ laughter ] >> im worried they might grow up to suck. you never know. greg: i am -- tyrus, you have kids. >> yes, w...

>> ear muchs. >> muffs.>>s this is an actual m hillary during the course of the presentation in canada. shes in canada, a foreign country, she says -- shes talking about saudi arabia. shes talking about the crown prince. we have a president, she says, meaning trump, who is part of the coverup as to what happened in that consolate or embassy when mr. khashoggi was murdered. greg: >> what do you think about this? someone got to the point there. think about how the lack of self awareness and shes u...

Every one of those people had a job and were successful. greg: except for tinker bell. >> what are you talking about. greg: shes not real. >> what? >> you dont know that. greg: thats true. >> she got to fly. greg: thats true. >> she made everybody happy. she sprinkled dust on you. greg: she ruined disneyland. well goat that later. >> i think you guys get a pretty good deal. the reason why im so unique -- greg: why? >> because none of my other brethren get a job. all the short people get it. they...

As the new trump corporation. im serious. greg: youre right. >> hes sitting there going buddy, what is this nato thing, were doing this, not getting this, no, no, no, fix that. im not saying thats always the best way to go but its working. hes looking at everything with a hard line, going i know its been 30 years, were getting screwed on this. greg: its like hes like a guy that takes over a business and asks really dumb questions that no one else will ask, like can we get rid of this or can we d...

>> anybody over here on this side? >> so youre right, its like in the old school days, right, when nobody wanted to ask the question. when you finally got that one kid who just i dont get it, he would ask the question, everybody was like thank god he said that. nobody knew what was going on. thats the stuff that gets fixed. greg: you know what, were going to have this for the next four years or the next two more years many people keep talking about when is the resistance going away, when are the...

>> wonderful by delta airlines and we think of president bush and his family today and what he meant to our country and thank you for spending time with us. tonight i scared the dog, i was on the couch with the dog, i sort of -- this is what i do in my time off, sort of checked the court docket, saw the filing. i yelped, scared the dog in a way that stuck. he jumped off the couch. he wouldnt talk with me until breakfast time this morning. greg: thats no way to talk about charism chris matthews...