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Covfefe the Cat had an unusual reaction when owner Cayden Cazier introduced her to his baby daughter.

Greg: they are so charming together. save two other people a life of misery by hooking up. [applause] i am kind of bummed that the president tweeted this because its turned this pretentious. the victims. all they do is assign to other people and they also put out lousy music videos ♪ ♪ im looking inside ♪ im terrified by who i am very. greg: what was that. it was like someone auto turned cat vomit. i have heard better noise from raccoon fighting in my trash cans.

Greg: they are so charming together. save two other people a life of misery by hooking up. [applause] i am kind of bummed that the president tweeted this because its turned this pretentious. the victims. all they do is assign to other people and they also put out lousy music videos ♪ ♪ im looking inside ♪ im terrified by who i am very. greg: what was that. it was like someone auto turned cat vomit. i have heard better noise from raccoon fighting in my trash cans. at least you have a new na...

Greg: they are so charming together. save two other people a life of misery by hooking up. [applause] i am kind of bummed that the president tweeted this because its turned this pretentious. the victims. all they do is assign to other people and they also put out lousy music videos ♪ ♪ im looking inside ♪ im terrified by who i am very. greg: what was that. it was like someone auto turned cat vomit. i have heard better noise from raccoon fighting in my trash cans.

Its on the bottom of my show. i thought it was grape nuts and its cat vomit. >> yeah. not grape nuts. more like cat chocula. add a glass of long expired orange juice and toast you found in a dumpster. scott haney has taken a lot of flak from it. give him credit. its not every man that would scarf booty pebbles on air. he could say nothing and could have ate grape nuts off the floor. instead of the guy who ate puke. aloops off the floor. from a producing standpoint this did help to fill that days...

Take a look. >> you look great and thats all over here. >> what is happening? >> come on, clean up. >> awe, awe. >> lets go to the roads. >> i cant believe you ate that. >> you cant? >> i do. >> its elephant. >> they taste like shoes. >> oh. >> smells like feet. [ laughter ] >> you are crazy. you just ate that right off the floor. >> i dont think that the -- >> oh, boy. >> i dont think -- >> that is beyond the three-second rule. way beyond. >> so he ate some cereal off the floor. it may not be m...

>> i do. >> its elephant. >> they taste like shoes. >> oh. >> smells like feet. [ laughter ] >> you are crazy. you just ate that right off the floor. >> i dont think that the -- >> oh, boy. >> i dont think -- >> that is beyond the three-second rule. way beyond. >> so he ate some serial okrer the floor. im not judging, except it does get worse. >> ladies and gentlemen, those were not grape nuts that i ate. i kept finding more and for of it on the floor and i thought it was grape nuts because it l...