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This administration would like us to forget it, we are just in the opening chapters in our war on terror, and over the weekend, there may have been a major plot twist. Conflicting reports on the fate of the leader of i. S. I. S. , abu bakr albaghdadi. U. S. Warplanes attacked a convoy near mosul in iraq this weekend. Its unknown, though, if that top guy was among them. Albaghdadi may have been killed or wounded in a u. S. Air strike. The leader of i. S. I. S. , abu bakr albaghdadi, may be dead t...

Stephen you know i need your energy. You know i need it thank you, so much for everything you do tonight and every night you heroes. You it getters. Show, this show is number 1438. Sadly i have yet to achieve all of my goals. For instance congress is still broken. Unfortunately the warn tee expired in 1850. They should of sprung for the extended care. So much partisan rancor in washington. They say it all different and republicans say, leave john boehner alone. Which is why nothing gets done in ...

Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, goodbye, and my nipples could slice pineapple. And do not confuse this cold snap with last years polar vortex. Its completely different. T...

That rabbit hole of truth. All right, good night and god bless. From Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show im jon stewart. Tonight, this is exciting. Young man named Benedict Cumberbatch is going to join us. [cheers and applause] jon great film. Hes great in it. First its been a rough year for the president of these United States. A midterm shellacking...

Folks, thank you so much for being here. Folks, you know, i really need thank you for that energy because i need it because, folks, i gotta tell ya, i come to you tonight a shaken man. Because recent revelations have proven that the American People were systematically and repeatedly lied to. For more, lets go to my colleague brett baier. Last night was the big night, the airing of the Discovery Channels eaten alive, where a man offered himself up to be consumed by an anaconda. Many viewers found...

Report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter cuz i have a lot of problems with what this guy does. And even when i do like what he does, i dont. laughter...

Then im going to think about it really hard. laughter applause yeah. Yeah. cheers i mean, i mean, think really hard . When was the last time you heard a bush say that . laughter now, it turns out all this time jeb was just working through the five stages of running for president denial, thinking, acceptance of money from donors, vacationing in iowa, and then the final tragic stage, pancakes. laughter run, jeb, run. Now, nation, i gotta tell you, tonight i am as happy as a pig in a candy store th...

Thats the sound of heros folks, thank you so much for being here cheering you know, ladies and gentlemen, its wonderful to have you here. Folks, longtime viewers of my show know that they are now shorttime viewers because, as of tonight, there are only 11 episodes of the colbert report left. audience awwws all your awwwwing is wasting precious colbert talking time. But thank you. Now, lesser newsmen might stoop to some cheap publicity stunt before they go off the air. We all remember when Walter...

Condemning lena dunham for comparing our grandfathers actions to those of bill cosby. However, we all applaud the bravery of the ass bleep episode of girls. Chip hitlers got a point. But criticism isnt stopping cosby. Cosby has been performing throughout north america as part of his far from finish tour. Quick note to bill cosbys press team. If your client is being accused of brutal assaults on a weekly basis, maybe dont say hes far from finished. Just a little tip. Now [ cheers and applause ] w...

From Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon were back. Welcome to the daily show. So nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight david rose author of enchanted objects. The emmys. Colbert report. Congratulations, great job. First big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. A series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appear to be auditioning for robo ...