Now . I had to jump in a car. And now we are a little too far for the walk. If we were down the street, for sure, they would be walking. I did not, but i walked home. I got a ride to school but i walked home. Does that count . I will give you a halfpoint [ laughter ]. I walked to Joel Mitchell elementary every day and livermore. My mom used to walk with us. She would watch me sometimes. Now parents have a lot of anxiety about letting kids walk by themselves. Today is a reminder that for the most part, it is okay. I like seeing the parental and mayoral involvement. First we will begin serious news. Investigators in las vegas are still searching for a motive to the deadly attack. Federal agents are questioning the gunmans girlfriend who landed at Los Angeles International last night. Lets go back in front of the mandalay bay with officials calling the girlfriend a person of interest. Reporter dozens were killed, hundreds were injured, and now the fbi is interviewing that woman, mary lou
Be icky, like one of those things that looks like a cockroach but it can fly, has to be on that level. Second, wolf blitzers situation room must be downgraded to the situation shack. Next, Anderson Cooper must be panted on air to see whether the carpet matches the drapes. We all want to know is he or is he not the most trusted name in pubes. Finally, cnn must call itself fox news and replace its entire staff with fox friends, and cnn cant ask questions. Shut up. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, the democrats trump, and the she man. Plus, stephen welcomes william h. Macy, jay pharoah, rationale, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Thanks, everybody please have a seat welcome cheers and applause piano riff please, sit down, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause wel
It can be any bug, but it has to be icky, like one of those things that looks like a cockroach but it can fly, has to be on that level. Second, wolf blitzers situation room must be downgraded to the situation shack. Next, Anderson Cooper must be panted on air to see whether the carpet matches the drapes. We all want to know is he or is he not the most trusted name in pubes. Finally, cnn must call itself fox news and replace its entire staff with fox friends, and cnn cant ask questions. Shut up. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, the democrats trump, and the she man. Plus, stephen welcomes william h. Macy, jay pharoah, rationale, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Thanks, everybody please have a seat welcome cheers and applause piano riff please, sit down, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen
After the mummers parade. Reward is thousand being offered. Developing right now former president George Hw Bush is hospitalized in houston this morning where were told he is in stable condition. President obama holds his final news conference. In doubt he will be asked about his decision to commute sentence of Chelsea Manning former Army Intelligence analyst serving time for leaking u. S. Secrets. Heres what trump said to the london times, he said one of the first order i will sign , day one, which i will consider to be monday as opposed to friday or saturday, right, i heene my day one is going to be monday because i dont want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration. How to you mix up signing with celebrating, im sorry, i thought i was giving out an autograph but instead i gave back the louisiana purchase. What do you think, jim, Stephen Colbert giving alex baldwin a little run with his impersonation. It is getting better. Will weather get any better lets ask our ex
David i dont consider myself a journalist. And nobody else would consider myself a journalist. I began to take on the life of being an interviewer even though i have a day job running a private equity firm. How do you define leadership . What is it that makes somebody tick . Oprah hello. [laughter] david the Live Audience does not intimidate you, right . [laughter] oprah not a bit. I feel right at home actually. It is the one thing i miss from the daily show. Every now and then someone will say, do you miss the show . No, i dont miss the show. What i miss is the people, is the camaraderie, because what i did every day is have my own after show with the audience. I would talk with the audience probably half an hour to 40 minutes after every show starting 10 years in. At first, i did autographs every day, and i would stand there by row and never look up. Then, one day i decided i dont want to do that anymore, but what do i really want to do . I want to talk to this audience. I want to fi