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A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is tha...

Kramer take one jerry no kramer stop it Jason Alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we mig...

Kramer no there good. Jerry i dont want it. Henry winkler what do you want . You want comedy. Kramer take one jerry no kramer stop it Jason Alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens yo...

Because after the last incident, i had children bussed in. When i think about the history of black television, i think about when black folks watch, we watch to zero in on us. Instead of making us celebrate your holidays, why dont you celebrate some of ours . What about tupacs birthday . And when you have so little, it means everything. All of those shows, they all matter so much. It feels like theres been more of an ebb and flow and an evolution. It is so important for us to have true authentic...

because after the last incident, i had children bussed in. - when i think about the history of black television, i think about when black folks watch, we watch to zero in on us. - instead of making us celebrate your holidays, why dont you celebrate some of ours? what about tupacs birthday? - and when you have so little, it means everything. all of those shows, they all matter so much. - it feels like theres been more of an ebb and flow and an evolution. - it is so important for us to h...

of work to do and this bench needs to go over there. >> but we just moved it over here. >> dont question my authority, thanks! we talk about race and culture in serious ways. that is important. discussing these things in a sitcom, you are not offensive. you are able to take in new ideas. >> the family was doing something that nobody had ever done. >> we are talking about having one of the biggest bigots in america and having a black man coming to his house. >> you see my daughter glo...

Somebody binds you to them. Comedians dont have a great mortality rate. We lose a lot of people comedian. Im feeling more personal because i know the farc. Mm hmm. I dont drink anymore. I had to quit because i really drank man. I get pulled over by the cops. Id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. In a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. Theres such an uncontrolled physical response. Its very similar biologically to orgasm. Stage someone mad...

somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

Might be slowing. So well discuss that. And ai getting aggressive. Google is announcing a new assistant and a search overhaul. Two key departures from openai, and amazon replacing its ceo as jeff bezos keeps a close eye on their efforts. Well dig into the rapidly evolving landscape. Lets start with the Market Action, show. Dom chu, i think were going to see a lot of stars today. The markets are as green as dress as that dress youre wearing, kelly. What we have is, yes, record highs for both the ...