A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is that the other leg isnt. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] fans on social media were outraged about the results of last nights Westminster Kennel Club dog show after burns the longhaired dachshund was snubbed for best in show although i think it might have something to do with his old yearbook photos. [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] esquire magazine recently featured a profile on quote, what its like to grow up white, middleclass, and male. The article is three words long. [ laughter and applause according to new reports there has been a large increase in the number of married couples living with roommates also on the rise, aunts living with roommates [ laughter ] and finally, a new investigative report claims that chuck e. Cheese restaurants save uneaten portions of pizzas, combine the leftovers, and then serve them to other customers as if its a new order. Which is honestly the best Case Scenario at a pizza chain run by a rat. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have [ applause ] man, do we have a great show for you tonight. He is the voice of drexx drudlarr, the very funny new syfy animated show, alien news desk. My friend will forte is here tonight. [ cheers and applause plus, from the unaired snl archives we have an all new Second Chance theatre for you tonight. [ cheers and applause very excited for that as well. Before we get to that fanfare, lawmakers have reached a deal to avoid another Government Shutdown, but President Trump says hes not happy with it. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause if theres one thing weve learned about donald trump in the two years hes been president its that you cant negotiate with him, which is ironic considering that was his whole thing he was supposed to be a great deal maker who could bring everyone together. Although even during the campaign there were hints that he didnt really know what he was talking about. With congress you have get everybody in a room, and you have to get them to agree, but you have to get them to agree what you want. And thats part of being a deal maker. You have to get people in, grab them, hug them, kiss them, and get the deal done, but its got to be the deal that you want seth what are you talking about . [ laughter ] i mean we all know you didnt write the art of the deal, but did you not even read it [ laughter ] i mean, im just imagining trump chasing Chuck Schumer around the oval office trying to hug him. Come here chuck [ laughter ] we got to make a deal, chuck. [ applause ] now, if trump kissed Mitch Mcconnell on the other hand, he might finally turn into a prince [ laughter ] also, what youre describing is not a deal what youre describing is a benny hill sketch. [ laughter ] which is, i guess, why you have the same hair. [ laughter ] this keeps happening for two years, trump has said in public that he wants to make a deal, but then in reality he has neither the ability to negotiate, nor the interest. For example, you might remember that after trump unilaterally subjected the country to the longest Government Shutdown in history, forcing workers to go without paychecks. He claimed the one thing he had gotten in his deal with the democrats was an agreement to negotiate over the wall. Although as usual, he was very hung up on what the words we should use to describe the wall. I have seen and heard from enough democrats and republicans that they are willing to put partisanship aside they have said they are for complete border security, and they have finally and fully acknowledged that having barriers, fencing, or walls, or whatever you want to call it seth how can you negotiate for something when you dont even know what it is [ laughter ] you know, people say trump doesnt work very hard, but hes clearly spent a lot of time sitting in his office, typing the word wall into a thesaurus. [ laughter ] call it whatever you want barriers, fencing, fortifications, enclosures, parapets. [ laughter ] so that was trumps big announcement after the shutdown, that lawmakers from both sides would get together, and come up with a deal that would avoid another Government Shutdown by the end of the week. So, hows that going well on monday night, trump was asked for an update on the negotiations during an interview on fox news, and said he wasnt following the negotiations because he was spending his time doing interviews on fox news mr. President , word broke late today, early this evening that there might be some tentative deal struck to avert a Government Shutdown. What can you tell us well, i can tell you that a lot of things have changed and well see what happens i cant go into the exact deal i just heard it very quickly, coming over to see you it was between the deal and you, and i had to choose you. [ laughter ] seth he literally said, i had a choice between running the government and going on fox news and i chose fox news no quote has ever summed up trumps presidency better than that also anyone can get on fox news. Its not some exclusive high end night club last week they put this guy on tv to talk about healthcare. I have eternal healthcare, and its free. [ laughter and applause doctors can give you a little temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die too. Seth that guy wasnt even in new york they just brought a camera to his shack in the woods [ laughter ] so trump made a big show of championing the bipartisan talks fight, and now he says hes not even paying attention to them. Which might explain why when he found out that the deal didnt have any money for a concrete border wall yesterday, he said he wasnt happy with it. Although he didnt even really seem to know what he wanted or what he was upset about. Sir, will you sign congresss border deal . I have to study it. Im not happy about it its not doing the trick, but im adding things to it, and when you add whatever i have to add, its all going to happen. Seth he has all the specificity of a real housewives promo. [ laughter and applause when you add whatever i have to add its all going to happen. [ cheers and applause i mean, i hope hes never the only eye witness to a crime. Yeah, it was a person somewhere between three and ten feet tall. [ light laughter ] two legs, oh, and clothes. He had clothes on. Or she. Trump talks about the wall like he just ran into one [ laughter and applause every few months every few months we have to go through this exhausting ritual where we pretend the president actually knows what hes talking about even though its clear he doesnt. The negotiations over the wall are just like the negotiations over healthcare in 2017 when trump kept saying he wanted democrats to work with him on the gop healthcare bill, but also made clear, he had no idea what was in the Gop Health Care bill we had to go with the healthcare first, and weir doing well i think were going to have some great surprises. We are looking at a health care that would be a fantastic tribute to our country a health care that will take care of people finally for the right reasons, and also at the right cost this will be a plan where you can choose your doctor this will be a plan where you can choose your plan, and you know what the plan is. This is the plan [ laughter ] seth i call it the plan, plan, plan. [ laughter ] every time he talks about something complicated, its like an episode of seinfeld where george is trying to get fired. [ laughter ] i have a plan jerry. Whats the plan . Its a plan where you can choose your plan. [ light laughter ] and you think youll get away with this plan. Thats the plan well, thats a hell of a plan. [ cheers and applause yesterday trump tried to argue that the wall was already being built, which is not true and he even claimed he was making old sections of the wall look beautiful by repainting them were getting a beautiful looking structure because it was crazy what they were putting up. In fact, i happen to think that the walls that they were building were so unattractive and so ugly, that walls got bad names. Okay if that means anything [ laughter ] seth no, it doesnt. It doesnt mean anything to us walls didnt have bad names. Walls had no names [ light laughter ] before you showed up, we never talked about walls at all. [ laughter ] and we certainly never chanted about them [ light laughter ] trump then continued to insist that the wall was being built while simultaneously complaining that he was mad that congress wasnt giving him money to build the wall and it was impossible to follow. See if you understand what he is talking about here i can tell that am i happy at first glance . I just got to see it the answer is no, im not. Im not happy. But am i happy with where were going . Im thrilled because were supplementing things, and moving things around, and were doing things that are fantastic seth in the span of 20 seconds, he went from he was not happy to saying he was thrilled to saying he was doing things that are fantastic. [ laughter ] if we just let him keep talking hell say hes building the wall, he built the wall, everyone loves the wall, and hes moving to the southern border to live in a onebedroom apartment with his best friend, the wall were going to film it for a tv show, and call it wall and grace. [ laughter and applause we are in this situation because trump sold his supporters an obvious lie he had no intention of keeping, and now hes desperately trying to save face. For example, now hes just lying, and saying the wall is already getting built. In fact he even said recently that his supporters should start chanting finish the wall rather than build the wall. But judging from his rally in texas on monday, his supporters didnt exactly hear the news were building the wall, a lot of it has i mean the chant now should be finish the wall as opposed to build the wall cause were building a lot of wall [ chanting ] build the wall. Build the wall build the wall build the wall seth even your supporters know that you havent started the wall [ laughter ] because they know if you had, fox news would have a camera pointed at it 24 7, and the foreman on the job would be the fourth fox and friend. [ laughter and applause in fact, after that chant, after that chant trump tried to tell the crowd that they were wrong you really mean finish that wall because weve built a lot of it. Its finish the wall [ cheers and applause seth hes like the worlds [ bleep ] hypnotist. Youre a chicken. What are you talking about . Stop talking. Chickens dont talk. [ laughter and applause this is the lesson of trumps presidency so far. You cant negotiate with someone who inhabits a different reality than you do. Trump spends all day digesting lies from fox news fox news in turn, reinforces his alternate reality. In fact fox news has been insisting for weeks that even though trump didnt get any money for his wall in the end hell find a way to win. Anyone out there, by the way, thinking President Trump caved today, you dont really know the donald trump i know. He right now holds all the cards. I think the president s probably going to say, you know what, im going to take that number right there, 1. 4 billion for 55 miles of border wall, and then i bet hes got something up his sleeve seth if trump ever has anything up his sleeve its a cheeseburger that somehow got stuck there. [ laughter ] he just hasnt found it yet. What the hell is oh, hello friend. Trump sold his voters an obvious lie that he had no intention of keeping, and now hes concocting more lies to justify the original lie hes never going to get his wall he doesnt even have a plan for getting his wall if you ask him to describe his plan, hed say you know what the plan is this is the plan seth this has been a closer look. 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Frontline plus. Trusted by vets for nearly 20 years. Frontline plus. Life is too far you cant do it on your own but time will show and dont you know how bad we need each other . You know what im saying . Hmmm. Mmm. Mmmm. Mmmm [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody, and give it up for the 8g band, right over there. [ cheers and applause also, im so happy this week to have fred armisen back with us fred, how you doing, buddy [ cheers and applause fred great how are you doing . Seth our first guest tonight is a five time emmy nominated actor and comedian who you know from such shows as the last man on earth and saturday night live. He stars in the new animated series alien news desk which premiers february 27th on scifi please welcome back to the show, one of my favorite people, will forte, everyone [ cheers and applause seth hi, friend hello how are you . Seth im wonderful and we have had just the most wonderful afternoon. You, fred and i sat down and we got to catch up and talk my second year at snl was your first year yes seth and we, one day, made a decision that we were gonna go it was your idea yeah. Seth you wanted to got to boston to watch Michael Jordans last game. Yes seth in boston as a washington wizard yes, yes. [ light laughter ] seth not his last game as a chicago bull you wanted to see his last game as a washington wizard well, i never got to a chance to see him as a bull, so i thought this would be my only chance to see him play basketball seth yeah. And we had to get on a superearly train to go to boston yes seth because it was a day game and it was after an snl. Yes seth but thats really not the crazy part, the crazy part is what you wore because this was a sketch, the last sketch of the night, snl with bernie mac. [ laughter ] and this, i think, was bernie macs house of comedy yes and i believe it was you who talked me into wearing that to the after party. Seth yes so i was like, okay, yeah, ill do it. Did you not dress up seth no, i didnt. Oh, okay. Okay so yes, i wore that to the after party and then a couple drinks in i think you suggested, you should go ahead and wear that to the game [ laughter ] just wear it all the way up in the train, up there, and then wear it to the game. And i was like, that sounds like a great idea. [ laughter ] and so i go on this train ride and a couple hours into the train ride, sobering up a little bit, im like, what have i done [ laughter ] what have i done im Walking Around oh my god. Seth i should the best thing about this was it was your first year on the show, you were definitely not famous. Oh, for sure. Seth you were just a super weird guy. [ laughter ] in this suit even though you had been on snl in that very suit last night, nobody was making the connection i pull it off, though [ laughter ] seth also, i dont know if you remember that, my parents met us at the game oh yeah seth that was when you met my parents that was what you were wearing, the first time you met my parents. And they still like me . Seth yeah. Okay. Seth i will say, that is not even close to one of the craziest things youve done. And you also have friends who are very much in line, i feel, with your fun of pranks. Enjoying taking chances. Ive got some weirdo friends. Seth and you have a friend who gives a prank gift to all of his friends every year yes theres this one guy, he, for reasons you will see soon, will remain nameless. But one year he gave us a calendar of his poos seth okay. [ laughter ] which is gross and i still have it one year he gave us a black mug that when you heat it up, images of his testicles appear all over the mug. [ laughter ] and then this year for christmas, were all sitting around, john solomon also received one of these pillows. This is what we got. We get this simple, you can kind of see it already but there is okay, there we go. So this is what we got just like a simple pillow with metal, silver sequins as you can see. Well this is one of those things where when you rub it the other way an image comes out seth yeah. Let me show you whats the image. [ audience gasps ] oh, let me thats the right side up. [ audience groans seth now obviously, put it down because were gonna have to blur it. [ laughter ] and basically people at home, the only way theyre going to have to judge what it was by the noise that they made, the audience here made it is a super close up picture of this guys ball sack and to give you an idea of its so close up that just picture seths face as a nut sack [ laughter ] it is like youre looking at his nuts like that. Seth its that close yeah. [ laughter and applause seth so what did you do with it oh. So i received this thing and im like, this is great but then i had a really interesting idea. I regifted it i brought it up to my mom. Hello mom. [ laughter ] seth patty patty forte. Patty forte and i gave it to her with the silver sequins side up there and im like, mom i thought somebody gave me this pillow but it doesnt match the color scheme of my house so i thought it would fit in here. And she was like, oh, i love it like i dont think she really she seth well, she looks like she likes it there theres a shot of her. [ laughter ] now, did you maybe goat her into taking this photo . [ laughter ] no. Shes just she is the best mom of all time. So she loves anything, even this like, kind of, normal sequined pillow so she found a place for it. Seth and i will say, it fits right in there it fits right in. [ laughter ] seth but now, has she shes never found its been two months and my thing was like, im just going to see how long it takes her to figure out to brush the thing and its been two months and she this is the reveal to mom. [ laughter ] so, merry christmas, mom i love you [ applause ] seth we love you, patty. We love you, patty you know i texted you pretty much after every episode last man was such a fantastic show congratulations. [ cheers and applause thank you very much seth i know you didnt, as you wrote it i thought it had a wonderful ending i know you did not fully know that that would be your last season so you wrote it so then did you have ideas for other things that you did not get a chance to do we knew very fully how we would handle the cliffhanger version leading off into a fifth season but we werent sure how we would do the final ending of the show. There were a couple things along the way, a couple ideas along the way, how to ultimately end it one of them was this idea of talking of the very final segment of the show would be me in the offices at fox, pitching them the show. And then them asking, okay, okay, so we understand all that but what is this show about . And then it would just be me sitting there for like three minutes and then then just going, i dont know. [ laughter ] and then it would end. And then there was one other, very weird, ending that i wrote. I have it right here seth oh, you have it yeah, i have it right here. So it would start on, with a cat with its eyes closed and then you would hear my voice coming in saying, pebbles pebbles. Pebbles. Then the cats eyes open and you would see tandy standing over the cat and i would say, whats up with you . You have a little cat dream . And then theres no response and id say, do you want to tell me about it . And then carol, Kristen Schaals character, carol comes in and says tandy, thats so silly we all know cats cant talk. Unless they have theirvolizatio. So we put a collar on the cat. [ light laughter ] slide it around the cat and then the cat starts talking and the cat says, i had the craziest dream you both were in it. Tandy, you were an idiot. And then it goes on to be this wizard of oz type ending where every character from the show comes in seth the show was the cats dream. Yeah, it was the cats dream seth oh, my gosh people were not crazy about it [ laughter ] seth they were not crazy about it they were not crazy about it. And i dont know, maybe fox caught wind of this and like, canceled the show. Theyre like, were out were fully out. 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Seth who is a wonderful cast member on snl right now. Awesome seth i want to talk about one of your sketches that you did. That i loved a great deal. But i feel like in order to talk about it, we should bring out your cohort for that sketch. The sketch, of course, is jon bovi. The bon jovi opposite band and your costar is Jason Sudeikis. Everybody give is up for Jason Sudeikis [ cheers and applause seth welcome, jason how are you . Alright so, tonight is Second Chance theater we are going to see an unaired jon bovi sketch. Yes yes. Seth do you remember why this did not well, first of all, lets talk about the origins. Jon bovi ended up on weekend update. Did not start on weekend update. No. Seth right it started as a skit. Seth yeah. Jaime pressly was the host. Yeah. Jaime pressly when she was promoting my name is earl. Seth yes which was a tv show when people watched television on television [ laughter ] seth yeah. And when nbc was running [ bleep seth yeah. Things have changed [ laughter ] but yeah, there were two people. She was a record executive and we came in and we were obnoxious and yeah, we were seth and just for people who dont remember this classic. Jon bovi was a bon jovi opposite band yes yes seth in that they sang the opposite lyrics of bon jovi songs. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, thats from the eyes up you know, but the heart of it the soul of it [ laughter ] thats the thing we were two characters that the premise was we hated bon jovi the band so much, that we set out to create a band that would cancel them out of the universe. Yeah. [ laughter ] more or less, right. Yeah. Seth so, people you were very upset when people called you a bon jovi cover band. Hated it. Seth because you hated that. Tribute band seth i just heard an example, can you guys do the opposite band version of wanted dead or alive. Yeah. Yeah, so that would be unwanted unwanted alive and dead alive and dead alive and dead [ cheers and applause a better song seth yeah. We want to make it clear that the characters hated bon jovi. Yeah, yeah, we dont hate bon jovi seth because bon jovi hosted and you tried to do this with him. Yeah. Yes [ laughter ] do you remember when you when he say it at the table read, do you remember what his reaction did you look at his face and say, oh, hes super in to this no. [ laughter ] no, even if his face said that, his mouth said the exact opposite [ light laughter ] like, the host gets in there on wednesday morning, like this morning and we get there at like 2 30 or whatever lornes done making his phone calls and its like we roll up and he just looks at will and i and goes, what did i do to you guys [ laughter ] why do you hate me what did i do . I say, oh, we dont hate you. We dont hate we had him sing we had him literally be a guy auditioning to be the third member of jon bovi and at some point were like, you know, you actually kind of look like him. And hes like, who . The lead singer of bon jovi. I dont know his name, but the lead singer of bon jovi. And he gets really mad. I have farted more impressive farts than anything that guys every sang [ laughter ] hes butt ugly. A page of him just tearing himself a new one. And for some reason he wasnt like, i love it guys. Lets do it. Seth why do you think it didnt air that night . Politics. [ laughter ] seth what do you remember, did something air instead . Maybe they were like, these guys are doing too well. We need to tamp down their career. Seth yeah. Lorne was probably scaredrsk. And then wed just take off and wed take over the show and start running it Something Like that seth i looked i did look back that run list from that night, because there was a musical duo. Oh, youve got to by kidding. What duo would that be . I have a hunch. Garth and cat yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth i wanted you guys to do it okay, so, yeah. Seth, lets get real for a second will and i, wed get the lyrics off the internet and take hours writing the opposite lyrics of these previously existing lyrics seth i mean bad medicine to good medicine. That takes hours thats not easy [ laughter ] its like, do we do horrible medicine . well no it doesnt skew. You know, it doesnt scan. But then our buddy over here [ laughter ] im blanking [ laughter ] Fred Fred Armisen over here, from seattle town. The tv show, seattle town. He [ laughter ] him and you mean legison . Yeah, exactly yeah seth fred legison. Yes and then remember that super skinny guy with the big blue eyes that we were on kristen. Kristen wiig him and Christian Kristen real hair [ laughter and applause they would get decked out in their vests and their boffo wigs and then theyd just go up make it up on the spot. Hours and hours. Literally like Peabody Award Winning lyrics [ laughter ] denied, i dont know seth i think, if anybody is on the fence about garth and cat, theyre going to see what got cut tonight and theyre going to hate garth and car for what it did. What it took from america. I would agree but thats the nice thing about you having a Television Show is that youre here to help america seth yeah im here to im here to right some wrongs. Thats right. [ laughter ] seth why would you do this to your friends . Can we do garth and cat tonight . [ laughter ] no. Please, please dont please dont [ cheers and applause seth oh, it backfired. Will forte and Jason Sudeikis, everybody. Well be right with Second Chance theater. [ cheers and applause i have moderate to severe pnow, theres skyrizi. Things are getting clearer, yeah i feel free to bare my skin yeah thats all me. Nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin thats my new plan. Nothing is everything. 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And while theyre working to keep us safe, prudential is proud to provide over one Million Health care workers with benefits that help bring peace of mind in times like these. [ cheers and applause seth hello and welcome to Second Chance theater where we give new life to sketches that were cut from saturday night live. Tonight, the tale of two musical lyricists with an unquenchable desire to compose the next great christmas classic. Their passion for music only surpassed by their love of opposites. Youll see what i mean in a moment we now present the cut from dress, weekend update feature, jon bovi from december 12th, 2009 enjoy. [ cheers and applause weekend update with seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth a slew a slew of christmas albums are coming out just in time for the Holiday Season including offerings from such diverse artists as bob dylan David Archuleta and sting. [ laughter ] here to comment, bon jovi opposite band, jon bovi [ cheers and applause all right yeah hey, seth, whats shaking . Bad to be front [ light laughter ] seth so you guys for those who dont know, you guys are a bon jovi opposite band a lot of people probably dont know what that means oh yeah well, they will after they eat an earful of this. One, two whoa, whoa, whoa, dude what was that . No, no, no you got to separate them okay, theyre three separate numbers. Oh, okay. Got it alright, you got . You sure okay, here we go two, three, four oh were al the way ther oh o dying on a prayer give my foo we will not make i i do not swear oh dying on a prayer dying on a prayer boom [ cheers and applause i hope your ears have room for desert seth alright, well that, thats just wonderful. So, why are you guys here this time well, you know, we got a christmas album coming out its a classic jon bovi with a, you know, a yul tide twist i used to be an 1 8 jewish. [ laughter ] seth used to be . I lost it after i was circumcised last year. [ laughter ] i gave the rabbi a nice tip. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah dandy okay, alright. [ laughter ] seth alright, well look. Were very excited how about we hear one of these Christmas Songs. No and by no i mean yes you ready . [ laughter ] two, three, four, lets go dos, tres, quatro whoa, whoa, what happened there . I did it in spanish yeah, i noticed you mind hopping back over the border muchacho . Okay. Okay, alright, here we go two, three, four stabbed in the butt i am to blam darling you give hat a good name oh oh oh whoa whoa o whoa oh oh whoa whoa who christmas [ cheers and applause seth sorry, just to check your work here, the opposite of shot through the heart is stabbed in the butt . Uhhuh, yeah. [ laughter ] seth okay, just checking yeah, yeah, yeah. Now heres another tune off our christmas album. Its from our heart opposite band seth heart yeah, heart which we called, if you seth let me guess, butt . Oh, youve heard of us. Yeah [ laughter ] well, then youre going to love this one its the opposite of the song alone. Its called, groups. [ laughter ] alright, ready . Ocho, tres, dos dude, why do you keep doing that oh, sorry i guess i go okay. Alright, well, lets just do it in ingles. Okay okay. Okay, ready two, three, four. Till no i never got by on my leas youll always never cared until i met me and then i heats me to the cartilage how do i ge you in group how do i get you in groups group sex this songs about group se christmas [ cheers and applause santas birthday. Santas birthday [ cheers and applause seth cant, cant help but notice, kind of, a pattern here. Oh, yeah . Seth it doesnt seem like youre doing Christmas Songs it seems like all youre doing is just tacking the word christmas on to the end of your songs. What . What are you talking about oh, that is some left brain bs you know what . Thats a fair hit. Youre a good listener, seth okay, hey, how about this . You know the song, love lift us up where we belong, by Jennifer Warnes and joe cocker seth mhm yeah, okay, good. Well, this is our version from our opposite band jennifer peacenes and joe cocker seth wait, jennifer peacenes i get for Jennifer Warnes but no opposite name for joe cocker no, his name is perfect okay, ready . Two, three, four hate lives us dow where we be shor where the turtles craw on a coca sober christmas hate lifts us down where seth im sorry i was kind of with you guys right until coca sober right seth how is coca sober the opposite of Mountain High . Ill walk you through it. So, heres the thing sober is the opposite of high. You know, we all know that we know it too well. Yeah. And the opposite of mountain, which is the first part of mountain dew, okay is coca, which is the first part of cocacola. [ laughter ] seth i guess right there seth im sorry but thats thats ridiculous. Oh what, you would have gone with mr. Pibb. Lets give it a shot okay on a mr. 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[ cheers and applause seth welcome back to late night everybody to conclude tonights episode, we will be having an indepth discussion of this evenings sketch, jon bovi for those of you at home, please feel free to watch the full version of our chat on the late night Youtube Channel i want to start because fred, you have performed with jon bovi thundergong is a charity, a friend of yours and you guys started in kansas city thats right. Yeah, me and my buddy, billy, we help provide prosthetic legs and arms to people that dont have the means by which to get them themselves and we raise a bunch of money and kansas city comes down and supports them. Yeah, freds been out there. Will and i did this. We auctioned off any song and the highest bidder, we would then write a jon bovi song right there on the stage we had seven minutes to write the song the band had seven minutes to learn it first year we got purple rain. Seth uhhuh. And will and i are on the floor, sprawled out there, trying to start doing the lyrics googling the lyrics and going through our process. And then fred, just very casually, very gently, walks over and just goes yellow snow. [ laughter and applause i was like yeah daniel tonight, on a little late with Lilly Singh Lilly you know what men do when theyre feeling overweight . They just come up with cool, new names for it, like dad bod. [ light laughter ] daniel and lilly Erin Moriarty from the boys. You discovered that on instagram, someone follows you yes lilly and that person is, casually, drake. Was like, youre lying. I was like, that cant be a thing. Lilly i figure that drake probably gets a lot of really hot girls messaging him. So i hit him with a picture of me dressed as my dad [ laughter ] i mean oh, my [ laughter ] daniel coming up [ cheers and applause daniel ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your host tonight, lilly singh [ cheers and applause lilly hello, hello hello. Thank you. Oh, yes. Thank you, and welcome to a little late. [ cheers ] now, before we get into it youre on the right track. [ laughter ] but before we get into it i just need to point out, a, how amazing i look can we take a moment please . [ cheers and applause and b, how humble i am [ laughter ]