Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of nurses in the Oval Office Said trump, i just want you guys to know, you are my favorite category. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday that the country would begin the next phase of reopening from the coronavirus pandemic and this is cool, she might finally get to see her hairstylist. If we cant i know, but if we cant joke about that now, i dont know what else is there for us . Secretary of state mike pompeo is reportedly planning to travel to israel next week for a 24hour visit a
Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. Thats right, joe biden appeared on snapchats daily political show yesterday they were only able to tell it was joe biden from the thumbprint the fbi has seized the cell phone of republican senator richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he used information from a coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. Its also incriminating that right after the meeting, he signed up for netflix and hulu so, he knew something was coming according to a new report, amazon founder jeff bezos could become the worlds first trillionaire by 2026 so, i guess it wont be long before amazon stops selling pitchforks and torches in a new interview, President Trump claimed that his critics would like to keep the country closed during the coronavirus pandemic to damage him politically. I mean, if anyone wants to damage you, they dont have to keep the country closed. They just have to keep your mic open and, those are my thoughts about that can som
The worst thing thats ever happened to me. Thats right President Trump participated in a fox news town hall at the Lincoln Memorial though i think fox was just excited to finally feature a competent republican president. During a fox news town hall last night, President Trump claimed that reporters asked him the, quote, most horrible, horrendous, biased questions during press conferences said the fox reporter, do you think its because youre too hot . Do you think that might be it . Newly appointed White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany had her first formal briefing on friday and told reporters she will, quote, never lie to them. Oh, really even the way you spell kayleigh is a lie. Gh . Come on now, whered those come from according to a new survey, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his brother, cnn anchor chris cuomo, were as attractive to new york women as the Jonas Brothers said new york women, listen, weve been locked inside for a long time. Just keep that in mind when reading
Would be the, quote, toughest decision that he will ever make. And thats coming from a guy who once had to fire meatloaf. It couldnt have been easy for trump to fire a guy named after food during a Coronavirus Task force press briefing on friday, President Trump said that he was already thinking about dates for reopening the country from the coronavirus lockdown, but added that he would defer to experts experts . Or as most people call them, pillow salesmen. Trump administration is reportedly expecting and planning on reopening the country on may 1st, as in the coronavirus will eventually die out, but you may first alex bays wrote that cheeryouupper. According to reports, President Trump threatened to veto the 2 trillion coronavirus economic package if it bailed out the Postal Service oh, my god, would you just, i dont know, put him on a stamp or something tell him its for the Postal Services ode to hotties oh, yeah, no, in that case give them whatever they need. Who else got a stamp a
Write a speech for him about Race Relations, but this time in favor of them. Thats right trump asked Stephen Miller to write a speech for him about Race Relations stephen mil that Stephen Miller the guy behind the muslim ban and putting kids in cages . You might as well ask melania to write you a love letter. Well, this has a lot of curse words for a love letter. Im not sure thats i dont think any of this is appropriate. The longrunning show cops was canceled yesterday, honoring the long tradition of cops turning off their cameras. A judge in virginia has temporarily blocked an order by Virginia Governor Ralph Northam to remove a statue of confederate general robert e. Lee, bringing lees lifetime winning percentage to. 500. New york mayor bill de blasio announced yesterday that a street in every borough will be renamed after the black lives matter movement. Cool now black people know theyre just as important in new york as an actor who played a cop. After President Trump reportedly ask