Chicken Shit News Today

DALLAS—Neither bold nor committed enough to enact true environmental change, local chickenshit Anthony Stanback decided Tuesday that instead of blowing up an oil refinery, he would try to eat more locally sourced food. “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to start hitting up the farmers market more often,” said the 31-year-old…

Montana's famous Barstool Ski Races in Martin City require contestants to street race on barstools mounted on skis while holding a beer.

Vinegar Syndrome's latest batch of Blu-rays includes regional horrors, basement monsters, and 'All-American Murder' with Christopher Walken.

Bush to fulfill his military service without a threat of going to vietnam. >> its wrong to say hes doing nothing but its not the same as his father. hes not flying off of carriers against the enemy. >> by the time we get to 1970, bush is sitting on a safe as can be house seat on the west side of texas. he could have that seat for 30 years. >> george h.w. bush seekds advice from the former president of the united states, lbj, should he run for senate. and old lbj slaps his thigh and says george t...