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>> anthony: the thundering hooves of many horses. the sound of a thousand beer cans popping open. and music, always music. ♪ ♪ be afraid. be very afraid. no, really. >> woo! >> mardi gras. >> mardi gras! >> mardi gras! ♪ i took a walk through this beautiful world ♪ ♪ felt the cool rain on my shoulder ♪ ♪ found something good in this beautiful world ♪ ♪ i felt the rain getting colder ♪ ♪ ♪ sha la la la sha la la la ♪ ♪ sha la la la sha la la la la la ♪ [ en...

Oh, no man, no chicken worth that. holy. that takes a load of dedication. freezing cold with moist nut sack for the rest of the day, no. [ cheering ] and the beer keeps on coming. and i wonder if this is the kind of promotion a major brand had in mind. im going to have nightmares. about grandma flashing me her -- does this mask cause derangement? like if you keep looking through your mask, like i feel like ive got a brain tumor. >> horseman: who does your hair?

Dancing, clowning, and providing some entertainment before your hosts release the chicken or chickens. ♪ ♪ >> kind of like trick-or-treating, if your halloween candy moved at high speed and all the other trick-or-treaters were drunk and competing for the same peanut butter cup like it was the last peanut butter cup on earth, andg they didnt care if they killed you to get it. >> man: come here, chicken. >> anthony: damn. ah, grandma got that one. ♪ whoa, oh -- oh, no man, no chicken worth t...

>> man: thats what its all about. ♪ >> anthony: you are expected to work for it. dancing, clowning, and providing some entertainment before your hosts release the chicken or chickens. ♪ ♪ kind of like trick-or-treating, if your halloween candy moved at high speed and all the other trick-or-treaters were drunk and competing for the same peanut butter cup like it was the last peanut butter cup on earth, and they didnt care if they killed you to get it. >> man: come here, chicken. >> anthony:...

Peanut butter cup on earth, and they didnt care if they killed you to get it. >> man: come here, chicken. >> anthony: damn. ah, grandma got that one. ♪ whoa, oh -- oh, no man, no chicken worth that. holy. that takes a load of dedication. freezing cold with moist nut sack for the rest of the day, no. [ cheering ] and the beer keeps on coming. and i wonder if this is the kind of promotion a major brand had in mind. im going to have nightmares. about grandma flashing me her -- does this mask caus...

Is the name of the game. but you dont get chickens for free. >> man: thats what its all about. ♪ >> anthony: you are expected to work for it. dancing, clowning, and providing some entertainment before your hosts release the chicken or chickens. ♪ kind of like trick-or-treating, if your halloween candy moved at high speed and all the other trick-or-treaters were drunk and competing for the same peanut butter cup like it was the last peanut butter cup on earth, and they didnt care if they kill...

Trick-or-treaters were drunk and competing for the same peanut butter cup like it was the last peanut butter cup on earth, and they didnt care if they killed you to get it. >> man: come here, chicken. >> anthony: damn. ah, grandma got that one. ♪ whoa, oh -- oh, no man, no chicken worth that. holy. that takes a load of dedication. freezing cold with moist nut sack for the rest of the day, no. [ cheering ] and the beer keeps on coming. and i wonder if this is the kind of promotion a major brand...