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And then what happened . They counted all the votes, and even though she got 3 million more, the orange man still got into the house. But how . The Electoral College screaming laughter from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out welcome to the daily show. Happy halloween, everybody lets do it our guests tonight Hillary Rodham clinton and Chelsea Clinton a...

Of his dark materials on hobb, Linmanuel Miranda is joining us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news that has scientists tarped world freaking the bleep out. The c. D. C. Says superbugs that resist antibiotics has kille...

Whoohoo my mom doesnt participate in it. She just likes to be there cause its a lot of the same friends. We all hang out together. Its pretty fun. Anyways, can i get into my house . Itd be great if you could come by. Whoohoo [receiver clicks] the end. Whoohoo from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out so good to see y...

Guests john boyega, Abigail Spencer, musical guest, jp saxe featuring Julia Michaels and the legendary roots crew questlove 1165 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody i love you, jimmy jimmy i love you too, sir. You too, sir i love you, yeah [ light laughter ] i love everybody here. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause thank you for watchi...

Yang finally gets to speak, the grammy nominations are out and black thanksgiving. Lets too much up on todays headlines. Letskick it off with 2020, a year with so many exciting excited to watch and, no, im not talking about the election, im talking about the the grammys. Nonominations for 2020 Grammy Awards are out. New class in town. Lizzo leads the way with eight nominations including album, song and record of the year. Shes also up for best new artist. 17yearold Billie Eilish is behind with s...

Michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason President Trump was in the hospital. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start with the International News thats blowing up all over the world. Ever since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and killed himself in prison, all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than Prince Andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend Prince Andrew tried to defend...

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Cant decide who has to clean up after thanksgiving dinner . Do the smart thing just move. Happy thanksgiving. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey. Plus, stephen welcomes ll cool j, and Chef Jose Andres featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thanks is tomorrow cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your h...

Former trump adviser roger stone was found guilty on seven counts this weekend including making false statements, witness tampering, and making off with the lindberg baby. [ light laughter ] according to sources, President Trump has abandoned plans to increase restrictions on vaping out of fear that it could hurt his reelection chances because right now hes polling at 83 among high school dirt bags. [ laughter ] President Trump reportedly screened the joker at the white house this weekend for fa...

Chaos in the middle of a High School Football game after shots ring out, sending people running for safety. Two people shot, the gun left behind. This morning the search for a shooter. Breaking his silence. Britains Prince Andrew speaking out for the first time about his friendship with accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. That thats the bit thats, as it were, i kick myself for on a daily basis. All of that plus screams of terror. Somebody help me Police Investigating after a womans pleas for...