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About waters waters, mark ruffalo is here, everybody cheers and applause horses can now fly. How whales can fight terrorists and joe biden is time traveling. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with thanksgiving weekend. Its a stressful holiday and not just because your racist uncle is listening to kanye now, its also because traveling is a nightmare and yesterday the nightmare got worse. Not only was it the busiest day in air travel history but the weather canceled flights. Luck...

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Thank you for coming out. Live, at 11 p. M take a seat, lets do this thing. Im trevor noah. The democratic president ial debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be co...

Headlines. All right, first things first, if you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station, and youre about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. Theres something you need to watch first. Readytoeat, salad and spring rolls with being voluntarily recall over fears of listeria contamination. The fuji Food Products are sold in 31 states statesin washington, d. C. Purpose they were shipped to several different retailers, including trader joe as 7eleven and walgreens. Mo...

Friend, but she doesnt know it. Lupita nyongo is here, everybody. cheers and applause we are going to be talking about New York Times bestsellinh Childrens Book and the new star wars movie shes in. Also on tonights show, we find the worst place to have your wedding. Ronny chieng sees dead people. And the u. S. Government admits its been lying to you. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with time magazines person of the year. Its an annual message to the worlds other 7. 7 billi...

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Us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news that has scientists tarped world freaking the bleep out. The c. D. C. Says superbugs that resist antibiotics has killed nearly twice as many people as we thought, and at the rate...

Is coming to tucson this year, with sarah tiana and todd glass. All the money from that show will be going to these wonderful charities. Ill also be performing in vegas, phoenix, west palm beach, reno, and honolulu. As they say in the famous weezer song, ill be blessing the rains down in. Australia, with shows in sydney, melbourne, and brisbane. Perth, sorry, thats a big no, thank you. Did you know, in 1984, australia began digging a tunnel to america and its scheduled to be completed in 2022 . ...

All it takes to win risk chaos edition is to boldly declare victory and leave chaos in your wake you just lit the board on fire. Guess i win again. laughing hey, guys, i just got the new risk chaos edition. I win son of a bitch risk chaos edition, nothing means anything announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight burning it down plus stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest toby keith, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in...

Tonight, join jimmy and his guests daisy ridley Tom Hiddleston Michael Eric Dyson musical guest noah cyrus featuring leon bridges and the legendary roots crew questlove 1163 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy please, have a seat. [ cheers and applause enjoy yourselves relax. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching what a crowd you guys, th...