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[cheers and applause] ♪♪ >> greg: happy monday. its time once again for its the cuomos. starring andrew and chris ♪♪ >> yes, its the bro with the show and the bro who wont go. the obnoxious anchor and critical can correspond the government home and the governor whos toast. the administrator whos lost appeal. the chuckle head who blows hot gas and the even if who likes to grab. >> dont do it. >> an ass. sorry. so as governor cuomo drowns his denial, how can cnn manage a

The tester report, released by senator tester, cites 23 people, most of them in uniform, said the report, whod given details, allegations about dr. jackson. so its one of those things where unbeknownst to anyone theres been a lot of nasty office fighting going on clearly in that office and its amazing that they put the nomination forward given that. >> howard dean, eugene robinson, thank you both for being on this morning. coming up, more on what joe and willie just mentioned. >> you cannot ab...

I wouldnt leave office mid term. >> chris: i wonder who he was referring to. which brings me to you. how much are you enjoying this? >> you hate to see this kind of fighting inside a party especially the other party. it is great stuff but i mean look you got chuckle head, moss covered and stale. i mean these are -- there is like three wings of the party right now and when the stale and moss covered are apologizing to the whacko birds which is what mccain actually did. >> this coming from the guy...

I wouldnt leave office mid term. >> chris: i wonder who he was referring to. which brings me to you. how much are you enjoying this? >> you hate to see this kind of fighting inside a party especially the other party. it is great stuff but i mean look you got chuckle head, moss covered and stale. i mean these are -- there is like three wings of the party right now and when the stale and moss covered are apologizing to the whacko birds which is what mccain actually did. >> this coming from the guy...

Anybody can get on "fox news sunday" just say chuckle head. >> the sort of conservatives, what is boehner actually doing. a couple of things. number one, republicans lost this election. they lost it fairly significantly. they lost house seats and senate seats and mitt romney rarely discussed the fiscal cliff and we look back on this conversation and we think gosh it would have been nice if we had a plan that had been laid out other than what mitt romney was saying we will deal with this if a pie...

Anybody can get on "fox news sunday" just say chuckle head. >> the sort of conservatives, what is boehner actually doing. a couple of things. number one, republicans lost this election. they lost it fairly significantly. they lost house seats and senate seats and mitt romney rarely discussed the fiscal cliff and we look back on this conversation and we think gosh it would have been nice if we had a plan that had been laid out other than what mitt romney was saying we will deal with this if a pie...

Anybody can get on "fox news sunday" just say chuckle head. >> the sort of conservatives, what is boehner actually doing. a couple of things. number one, republicans lost this election. they lost it fairly significantly. they lost house seats and senate seats and mitt romney rarely discussed the fiscal cliff and we look back on this conversation and we think gosh it would have been nice if we had a plan that had been laid out other than what mitt romney was saying we will deal with this if a pie...