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pete: good morning, good morning. >> so great to be back. will: it is halloween on "fox & friends" this morning. we will be dressing up a little later in the show dressing up in our costumes. pete: how much input did we get into your costumes? the answer is zero. there is a little bit of confusion about who is what. rachel: i saw your outfit, they told me it was mine. i was like, how am i supposed to wear this? it was huge. theyre like, then later on it was figured out that actually th...

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What we eat for breakfast doesn’t change much, but you might be surprised how long some breakfast cereals have been available. Here are some that may predate you or even your grandparents.

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Those whack jobs in Montana like Reese’s Pieces. Oregon likes candy canes. Those people are seriously messed up!

Those whack jobs in Montana like Reese’s Pieces. Oregon likes candy canes. Those people are seriously messed up!

NEW YORK — Cruel joke for trick-or-treaters or coveted seasonal delight? The great Halloween debate over candy corn is on. In the pantheon of high-emotion candy, the shiny tricolor kernels

Cruel joke for trick-or-treaters or coveted seasonal delight? The great Halloween debate over candy corn is on. In the pantheon of high-emotion candy, the shiny tricolor kernels in white, orange