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They were the only people kept in the dark. >> greg: im going to sound like the dude from cnn. this is worse than watergate. what charlie just said is all these people knew it was real and lied. >> looking at "the new york post" cover, they have the pictures -- they wanted their names in the paper. they put their names on this letter. when "the new york post" and times called and say "what about now that its been proven?" they say no comment or dont return a call. they should never be quoted aga...

Leaves 2300 people there to die. the russian forces occupying the city or opening fire on peaceful protesters. able to use some grenades to break up the road. the u.n. -- 3.4 million people have fled the ukraine, most to neighboring poland, where president biden will go on friday. >> greg: the covered up the probe, the crackhead in a motel robe. the intelligence community tried to lie with impunity. we are owned by our parent company mary kay. [laughter] of the spies who live in. 51 intelligence...

"the view" [laughter] >> if only they were this concerned about keeping andrew cuomo away from our grammies. >> nicely done. >> greg: we will be right back, except for him. back, except for him. [laughter] you cant prevent whats going on outside, thats why qulipta™ helps whats going on inside. qulipta™ is a pill. gets right to work to prevent migraine attacks and keeps them away over time. qulipta™ blocks cgrp a protein believed to be a cause of migraine attacks. qulipta™ is a preventive...

Black-and-white facial hair. >> greg: i couldnt shower because i didnt have hot water. i stink and havent shaved. how about that? >> dana: why dont you check into a hotel? >> greg: why dont you mind your own business? [laughter] charlie, i have not talked to you in ages, you are doing god knows what. how do you think the media is doing covering the war? >> charlie: fascinating monologue. >> greg: thank you. >> charlie: it began with the gulf war one cnn showed us the first war on television. you...

I keep telling him, i will flip him on a bed until later. [laughter] whatever it takes, he is not dying. i wont allow it. someone said its not a good visa money and i said "you are not, get out." >> greg: could you imagine the brainstorming meeting when they are coming up with this? "take a bus." >> jimmy: its amazing that they greet with this quickly, because nobody reads bloomberg anyway. [laughter] was the last time you saw some at a bus stop like "have you see that bloomberg article?" [laugh...

Less real in a lot of ways, even though we have a lot more ability to present the truth and present whats going on. its been corrupted in a lot of ways. its become almost a hollywood version of it all, and you wind up with things like french president emmanuel macron dressing up like volodymyr zelensky for deck selection, because -- the characters have become movie stars almost. >> greg: i forgot about that, yes, everybody is fulfilling a role: the villain, the hero, supporting players. >> charl...

This idea that saying mouthy things on social media is out of line for a guy whose wife is sleeping with a new guy, show me the guy thats going to be okay about that. >> greg: flaunting it all over the place, i thought this thing was fake, the whole pete davidson -- it felt so theatrical, but maybe, they are truly in love. he got her printed on this. >> charlie: i am not a rap expert, but i like kanye. but -- exactly. have them attention? you dont have to pay that atten that closely realize that...

Advice was the part about "dont buy in bulk." thats the one thing you want to do! in this economy, literally buying toilet paper in bulk is going to hold its value more than the u.s. dollar. >> greg: lagoons. >> dana: you can buy lentils in bulk. >> charlie: i buy them one at a time. [laughter] literally, this is the problem! the situation where you have -- its right here is the ideal of the green new deal. this is what they want you to live through, utopia according to aoc and joe biden, who go...

Youve got to figure out where you celebrate the heroism without exacerbating something atomic without ignoring something thats horrible. >> greg: when i sit down with "the five" with the latest topic, i have no idea what is going to say. the more i read, the less i know. i dont know who to believe, and i dont know who is winning. sometimes, they say ukraine is winning, and i say "its already over: they lost." i dont know how to deal with it. >> dana: part of it is you go back to the gulf war, 19...

So >> kat: 90% of my friends are, so 30% is right. >> greg: it has consequences. people have a distorted sense of police brutality. democrats thought that the number of unarmed black men killed by police numbered in the thousands. >> turns out it was less than 100. >> greg: two dozen, including white and black victims. >> dana: i was reading and thinking "this is how i explained it to my husband when i buy these things -- a 40% discount or 4% discount, oh, didnt realize that." this is a big prob...