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I checked out when dagen said dunka dunka. 23.5 to bury you and 23.5 to dig you up. burying u.s. $100. we bury you for a hundred bucks for costs $56,900 to bring you up. >> greg: what if they just leave you there? [laughs] >> i dont think im going to be able to get somebody to come to my funeral once. >> greg: ill be there. i dont know why. kat, last word to you. >> kat: i threw my own funeral already for my 30th birthday. i was in a coffin in the back of a hearse like this but i wasnt think abo...

Again. or where to find the hottest guys with the low standards. [laughs] [laughs] you to want to be in any town that survives the nuclear holocaust because the nuclear zombies are then gonna come to the town and eager entrails. >> greg: this is why and if said long time fans of the show and redeye i would be the undead, i want to be on the winning side so like to get blasted than have bankable radiation allows me to come out to be the limit youre scared of. on be the one going like this. im a g...

Times. >> greg: i dont know. jamie, is there anything from this that makes sense? >> all i know is i do not need to pay $57,000 to find out what it feels like to be buried alive because once i went to a live taping of "the view." they dont let you leave. >> greg: they dont. i have been in that situation. ive been in places where i remember a show called "jane." i did another show. the montel williams show. they wouldnt -- they took your drivers license that you cant leave. >> they show the crowd...

Because if you look in new york now items looks like it was hit by a bomb at least midtown. it looks like that might mean improvement. >> rob: does a slight upgrade from what we have. so we want to live owner leave and do it like how they put a big thing of your house. lets do that with us. we were promised that joe biden was it come in and calm everything down. >> greg: because donald trump was so crazy. now its two years and were talking nuclear war with inflation up was sue. i know what that ...

>> greg: exactly come out or no are you worried rob in the green room you mentioned that we should primitively strike ru russia. to guarantee her safety. you near hobo friends. >> rob: its a bold strategy admit. but hear me out i finish? percival im not ready worried i would friend from years ago he told his business site and all the sport heads. those things are work. his moans are owner know which ones. in the report it says you think that the big population centers as we dont want to be, but ...

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Enst, and then attached to the skateboard and wheeled past the bedroom windows of everyone ive ever dated. >> [laughter] >> my dead body my choice. my dead body i do what i want. >> greg: joe? >> id be pretty upset if i paid to have my whole body frozen and then they had some miracle technology where they could bring you back to life and im like good luck finding another body. rip. >> [laughter] >> ill tell you what though, i think the irony is what if they do cure the thing he died of but then ...