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Just kidding. Just kidding. And hillary was very gracious. She said if somehow she gets elected, she wants me to be without question either her ambassador to iraq or afghanist afghanistan. Its my choice. Donald, if at any time you dont like what im saying, feel free to stand up and shout wrong while im talking. You know, come to think of it, its amazing im up here after donald. I didnt think hed be okay with a peaceful transition of power. And donald, after listening to your speech, i will also ...

Luther King Day its a big holiday as well. A lot of people have the Day O off. Heres the thing about and i love the way you guys set up how the caucus works. I kind of like the Democrat Caucuses better when they used to do it. They are not doing them this year. That is where everybody would go in a room and rather than cast votes you would stand in the corner of the person you like. If one candidate didnt get 15 . Was not deemed viable, then the people would give a speech and try to get you to s...

Luther king day its a big holiday as well. a lot of people have the day o off. heres the thing about and i love the way you guys set up how the caucus works. i kind of like the democrat caucuses better when they used to do it. they are not doing them this year. that is where everybody would go in a room and rather than cast votes you would stand in the corner of the person you like. if one candidate didnt get 15%. was not deemed viable, then the people would give a speech and try to get you to s...

Wrote. you want a perfect monologue? shut up. i wrote some of these and those are the ones you are laughing at. >> this was a painful night. >> i have never heard of this person. i did not know who he was. >> people are trying to forget who he was. it was heavy this year. when divide join randolph -- when divine joy randolph won a golden globe, nothing rolled o off. >> selena gomez was reportedly complaining to taylor swift about not being able to snap a picture with timothy shaw mi

Run under way. some really good scoring. scottie scheffler went round in 65. that took to seven under par. padraig harrington, 51 years old, round in 66. he thinks he is hitting the ball as well as he has ever done in his career and feels that if he can have a big week this week and next week at the open he can thrust himself into the ryder cup picture for the match come september. rory mcilroy has just teed off. he had a pretty good start yesterday. yes, a six under par 64 yesterday for him. a ...

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Every single living creature has a role to play. and how dare we decide they are going to be. question at the same with trees. if we would let nature do its thing we would all be better o off. eating this is not normal, it is not natural. you talk about problems with hospitals and pandemics, who knows what would happen if you start eating things that are really not for you. >> it could be problematically bricked i think you time against it also gives the bugs. there is enough we can do are going...

Three days without anything. our commanders received provision, cigarettes, food and our command have all fd off. they abandoned everyone and fd off. we dont even know where they are. just imagine they didnt provide a way to retreat. didnt say anything. didnt even bring foodstuff. [ bleep ] them. shoot him. quit. the first one. >> i mean, cnn cant vouch for the authenticity of this recording, of course, but if true it tracks with what we have heard anecdotally throughout this war which is bad mo...

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