Colbert 297 News Today

>> theres no longer this theory of what popular entertainment must be. >> incoming! >> who are the heroes? the people who watch this show. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this is the week when the major broadcast networks unveil their fall lineup of shows. and every executive in hollywood knows how well "the sopranos" is doing on cable, which is a network problem. >> i think hbo altered everything for this reason alone, is there were no commercials. >> we are dependent on sponsors. theres so m...

And jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 for john mccain. ♪ every beat of my heart is you ♪ ♪ i love you ♪ ♪ i love you ♪ go for 10 runs! run a marathon. instead, start small. with nicorette. which can lead to something big. start stopping with nicorette. why do dermatologists choose dove? the dove beauty bar, is gentle. it not only cleans, it hydrates my skin. as a dermatologist, i want whats best for our skin. w...

>> they, umm -- yeah, i guess youre exactly right. >> what i remember is the moment that barack obama was named president of the united states. >> cnn projects that barack obama is the next president of the united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he cover...

Theyre inactivists. >> they, umm -- yeah, i guess youre exactly right. >> what i remember is the moment that barack obama was named president of the united states. >> cnn projects that barack obama is the next president of the united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a h...

Into it? these guys are supposed to be -- except the activist judges, the four liberal activist judges, i could understand that, because theyre activist judges. but the conservative judges are not activists. theyre inactivists. >> they, umm -- yeah, i guess youre exactly right. >> what i remember is the moment that barack obama was named president of the united states. >> cnn projects that barack obama is the next president of the united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 2...

He has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 for john mccain. for yourself, or up to a family of four. keep your family connected, and hurry into t-mobile today, to get up to four iphone 11s on us. only at t-mobile. i am all about livi♪g joyfully. hell...

The united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 for john mccain. may 1 of 75... the magic moment. congress really democratized wall street... i wanted to have a firm that wanted to get everybody in. because ...

>> the moment i remember is the moment that barack obama was named president of the united states. >> cnn projects that barack obama is the next president of the united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry, and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 f...

Colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 for john mccain. that burn that i get. i wouldnt use anything else" ♪ ♪ for a dos equis. ♪ dos equis... ♪ every now and then i get a little bit hungry ♪ ♪ and i also need a side of nachos. ♪ ♪ one more round nachos... ♪ every now and then i order dos... ♪ ♪ and i need dos equis tonight... ♪ ♪ and id also like some hot wings. ♪ make your summer jams even hotter. with dos equis. keep i...

That barack obama was named president of the united states. >> cnn projects that barack obama is the next president of the united states of america. it is now official. he has passed the 270 electoral votes. >> when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and that character cant cry because thats not what that character does. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. >> 297 for barack obama. 139 for john mccain. were working together t...