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That rachels performance so good that clob klobuchars daug sent her a text to her. >> dean, thank you, for being with us. your take, first of all, on last night. >> i think it was a great way to start the new season. you know, i worked at "snl" for eight seasons in the production staff and the first show was always very special. you want to start out with a great cold open. here you had matt damon getting out of the park as brett kavanaugh. it doesnt matter if youre on the left or right we need ...

The comedy grew out of creativity and not out of hate for an individual. thats why it was so unique and different. even will ferrell mocks george w. bush, but we didnt see it as derived from anger or hatred toward the individual. it was funny! >> george w. bush mocks george w. bush. >> there was a certain amount of buy in. >> you didnt have to go the sides hating each other. right now, its driven by a real level of vitriol having been parodied by leslie jones recently in the "snl" cold open? the...

A word innocent people use when talking about money. no one says, my grandma funneled me $5 on my birthday. >> and some surprise guest showed up for the cold open. well show you who next. your company is constantly evolving. and the decisions you make have far reaching implications. the right relationship with a corporate bank who understands your industry and your world can help you make well informed choices and stay ahead of opportunities. pnc brings you the resources of one of the nations la...

Jetblue flight from san juan to tampa on sunday was diverted to ft. lauderdale when the outer layer of the cockpit window shattered. a reporter from wfts was on the flight. the flight attendant said they did not lose cabin pressure. the cracks forced the plane to land in ft. lauderdale. this is days after the cracked outer window forced southwest flight to be diverted to cleveland. rudy giuliani left no shortage of material for "saturday night live." >> during his kings of dementia comedy tour...

So lets take a look first at mckinnon playing sessions, reacting to the mccabe firing. >> sir, sir, can you give us the exact reason mccabe was fired? >> well, uh, yes. mr. mccabe was in clear violation, um, because of his lack of candor -- i dont know, i cant even dance around -- trump made me do it. mccabe saw too much, you know? >> okay, so this was not your decision? >> look, im always down for clown, but this was sneaky evil for me. im just a simple man who wanted to make things bad for imm...

Mueller is we dont know. it is a black box. >> and guns. >> listen rn, you have the president coming out with this bump stock issue. he told me he felt frustrated. you could have heard that when he said and jeff, i expect this soon. he seemed sort of very stern. there is also question whether he would lift requiring the age to maybe 21. i am told there have not been discussions on a policy front as far as decisions made about this. it says maybe he is leading towards that. i wouldnt be surprised...

>> now, one of the things, the phenomenon of the trump presidency so far, is theres a new nostalgia for george w. bush, can he saw captured in the cold open of "snl." >> im suddenly popular af. a lot of people are saying, man, i wish george w. bush was still our president right about now. so i just wanted to address my fellow americans tonight and remind you guys that i was really bad. like historically not good. so i get why you dont like this current guy. heck, i voted for jill stein all the w...

Groomed to take over for matt lauer. of course the irony of billy bush and matt lauer being gone. i thought it was a good idea for a ghost, billy bush. >> another ghost that haunts the president, at least his twitter feed is hillary clinton, right? >> yeah. so at the end of the sketch you think its going to be -- and trump played by alec baldwin, thinking its going to be steve bannon. actually hillary clinton, so excited to be able to say lock him up. it was -- kate mckinnon plays hillary clinto...

Unborn baby holcombe. the church leaders expressed the sense of urgency they felt to reopen the doors, for this whoi church to be a part of the healing process. the first baptist congregation will hold next sundays worship service on the churchs grounds. and that church, we understand from the pastor will be demolished, saying it will be too painful to continue holding services there. "saturday night live" aiming at sexual harassment and the growing number of complaints. the show devoted its...

Do a million dollars worth of damage and then be like, okay, i get it. ill leave! no, man, pay us! besides, you can make that million back when you publish your memoir. oh, the places you go in a federally funded private jet! >> no shortage of material for the "weekend update." i mentioned alec baldwin has come into his own as this trump impersonato impersonator. among other moments and in this kind of cold open, they talked about the other changes in the white house over the summer, all of the ...