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Right now on twitter. >> last nights "snl," here was the cold open, the writers of "snl" came up with a very quick response to this san juan mayor versus president trump situation. lets watch this clip. >> to have to help people, we have to take care of america first. >> wait. you d know were a u.s. territory, dont you? >> i mean, i do, but not many people know that, no. >> thats a joke, edwin, but does it sum up how people really feel? >> sometimes a joke is the best way to approach reality and...

Cold open, apparently abby has memorized the nationwide its on your side ad. abby: who has not memorized that. brian: one of the most brilliant accepting tosses ever. i said peyton manning his name was brought up to be the next senator from tennessee. because senator corker is retiring. you were able to break into that song. heres the problem, i cant picture him leaving this multi-million-dollar endorsement career. he doesnt even go to the broadcasting because it would be such a pay cut. how doe...

Mondays bombing in manchester has pushed that mission to the want to agenda. >> what took place is horrible, unthinkable. but we will win. 100 percent. >> thats the story. thats america is back. thats the story and the consequences of him being there. >> grave trawmp medal featuring a olive branch. does this mean can i eat for free at any olive garden or just here in italy? steve: eat anywhere free if he would like to. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. we are live from a rainy new york city on...

Dalgo and cnn.com contributor. its kind of crazy to see melissa mccarthy outside the office today. i mean, you get a sense that that is what this weekend will be about for them is sean spicer. >> its crazy/amazing and great for comedy. the entire trump administrations make america laugh again, and thats one of the up sides is melissa mccarthy -- i wonder if shes going from here to honestly go to msnbc or the "new york times." fridays when you pretape things that will generally be used in the sho...

Former director of national intelligence james clapper, he said watch when they choke like dogs. andrea mitchell will be interviewing james clapper, so an intering comment to have while watching that testimony. >> coming up at the top of the hour, finally melissa mccarthy, aka, scene spicer, has been spotted here in new york city. a new promo out. i was in the briefing room recently, and as you know, people often go stand behind the podium to get their picture taken, and this person seemed surpr...

>> i love the "snl" skit at the end where she go, isnt it cute? i gave him a pepsi. >> coming up -- were so sorry, kendall, that we put you in that position that you couldnt figure out you were in. think about that next time you watch the kardashians. dumb. >> ten years ive been here and somebody needs to apology. >> i need an anthropology. >> 11:30 show. >> a.m. were talking about? >> of course, yes. >> coming up, "saturday night live" seems to mock donald trump voters in their cold open on sat...

Growth and heritage have saved planned parenthood and obamacare. do you think that right now that the perro open last night, her cold open, is evidence that the white house is now deciding to make war both on the freedom caucus, who are basically the tea pay, the club for growth faction of the republican party, but also on the speaker? >> yeah. first of all, joy, i had to watch that in order to be on this show so where do i go to get that six minutes of my life back. what rational person listens...

And im regretting it every single day. but i think i did get down on one knee for the anniversary. when he comes into the room and you saw this in the cold open at the top of the show. he does the big handshake. grabs you in, pulls you in, says hi to everybody in the room, he real i owns it -- he really owns it. one of the reasons he got elected, the sheer force of his personality is so strong and overwhelming, its hard not to be drawn in by the >> rand paul is a good friend. he needs a rand pau...

I did not also. and im regretting it every single day. but i think i did get down on one knee for the anniversary. when he comes into the room and you saw this in the cold open at the top of the show. he does the big handshake. grabs you in, pulls you in, says hi to everybody in the room, he real i owns it -- he really owns it. one of the reasons he got elected, the sheer force of his personality is so strong and overwhelming, its hard not to be drawn in by the guy. >> rand paul is a good friend...

And im regretting it every single day. but i think i did get down on one knee for the anniversary. when he comes into the room and you saw this in the cold open at the top of the show. he does the big handshake. grabs you in, pulls you in, says hi to everybody in the room, he real i owns it -- he really owns it. one of the reasons he got elected, the sheer force of his personality is so strong and overwhelming, its hard not to be drawn in by the guy. >> rand paul is a good friend. he needs a ran...