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Comedy central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen tonight i unriche my anger on amazon except i chose Free Shipping so i actually unleashed it in 3 to 5 business days. laughter then a doping scandal in the world of sports. The winner of the ken den derby tested positive for horse. An my guest nancy pelosi has a new plan to save the middle class. Oh perfect, i think he watches my show. The worlds second richest man says we should have a three day workweek. Now you k...

Has anyone seen the sun lately its been five, six days. Lets go live on sky6. Its been five, six days sense a full day of sunshine around here. Unfor natalie doesnt look like a full day of sun today either. Clouds will hang tough during the morning hours. Those of you in center city you can see the gray up there. Patchy cloud cover. On the positive its kept temperatures mild. Low this time of year is 30. As we flip over the numbers. 39. 9 degrees average for this time of year. Trenton 37. Allent...

New york city is running low on road salt. No wonder my commute was so bland. This is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen folks, thank you sovp. Ladies and gentlemen, i dont say this every night when i go on air. There is no doubt that tonight i am in a terrific mood. Yes, yes its freezing out. Yes, dirty s...

Guests describe themselves at two girls, two guys and a whole lot of feeling. Fine but theyre still splitting one cheese plate. New york city is running low on road salt. No wonder my commute was so bland. This is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen folks, thank you sovp. Ladies and gentlemen, i dont say th...

Your clooney sundae. [ laughter ] how bad have thinging gotten in syria . Nor than two million refugees have fled the country. Homs still under bon bardment. Historical sites pounded into rubble but not to worry people, the world finally getting together to no, no. [ laughter ] not that example. There you go. [ laughter ] coming up on round two of the syrian peace talks in geneva. Were going to hear a recap from the algerian u. N. Special envoy to syria. What is the word about homs. Homs havent ...

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen folks, thank you sovp. Ladies and gentlemen, i dont say this every night when i go on air. There is no doubt that tonight i am in a terrific mood. Yes, yes its freezing out. Yes, dirty slush is everywhere, and yes i had to push a frail woman in front of a salt truck to get a cab laughter once again my apologies to doris kearns good...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheering and applause] jon my show. My beautiful show. Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical buildi captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test...

Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical building captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test. Stephen tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. Then a shocking taste of government waste. There is nothin...

Cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen thank you so much. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching the cole bert report and i certainly hope that you are. You know that i love ranking things in lists. In fact, i say lists ranking ranks as my number four passion. Right after two fingers of bourbon and Three Fingers of bourbon. Now of course among rankophiles the ...

Some brown sugar on that. Now according to the acsi this years top customer satisfier was mercedesbenz, the cadillac of cars. So congratulations on the extra effort, mercedes, which of course was a complete waste. Because Bloomberg Business week crunched the data this week comparing the satisfaction ranks with each companys stock price and found that Customer Service scores have no relevance to stock market returns. The most hated companies performed better and your con tempt really truly doesnt...